Seth is off. Brandon Scott is in. Sean and B-Scott discuss the Isaac Paredes injury being the latest concern for the Astros, power rank the new Texans players by how excited they are to watch them out on the field, go through the day's Headlines, dive into which Texans are primed for a breakout season, give credit in Acknowledge Me, talk about WNBA players seemingly just not being able to help throwing shade at their most popular player, Fox bringing in Dave Portnoy on Big Game Saturday to actually counter Paul Finebaum on College Game Day instead of Pat McAfee, assess if Dana Brown's best decision this season has been how they've handled rookie Cam Smith, dive into the aftermath of the executives caught having an affair on the kiss cam at a Coldplay concert, discuss if the Texans will eclipse the 10-win total this season after Vic Tafur put them down as a 'best bet' for this season, play a guessing game regarding projected stat totals for some of the Texans' big players, assess if who showed up as the "most hated" opponent for the Texans is accurate, assess their anxiety level as the Astros-Diamondbacks series starts with the Mariners lurking just 4 games back in the AL West, and see what Reggie and Lopez have for the question of the day.