Seth and B-Scott try to figure out why the Astros didn't know about Yordan Alvarez's hand being broken before they trotted him out for batting practice and acted like he was close to coming back last week.

Seth and B-Scott dive into what Nick Caley had to say about the Texans new offense, how that has them feeling about the direction of the offense, and react to Scott Zolak saying the Patriots cutting Stefon Diggs is on the table.

Seth and B-Scott discuss the report that CJ Stroud is dealing with a minor shoulder issue, the Texans saying there's nothing to see here, and how worried they are about both of those things.

Seth and B-Scott discuss the Astros managing a split series with the Rays despite being vastly outscored, and if the Astros were trolling us all by honoring a hand surgeon while we're waiting on Yordan's hand to heal.

The Houston Texans started voluntary organized team activities this past week and our crew as there to break it down. Hear from In The Loop on C.J. Stroud not throwing; Payne & Pendergast on their favorite offseason move; and The Drive on the importance of Stroud using his legs more this season.

Seth and B-Scott discuss the Astros getting walloped by the Rays, which offseason moves by the Texans are their favorites, go through the day's Headlines, assess their favorite moves made by the Texans this offseason, which Texans are psychos in a good football kinda way, just how close Yordan Alvarez is to returning to action, circle back to their favorite offseason moves made by the Texans, engage in some Commanders schadenfreude as they're quite frustrated that Tunsil isn't at OTA's, assess which Texans players they've 'given up' on, see if Kendrick Perkins can edge out Andrew Perloff as champ in this week's Taka-a-mania, lay out why Jose Altuve's move to Left Field has actually been a success so far, where the Texans' defense can improve, and get the question of the day from Reggie and John.

Seth and B-Scott discuss the Astros getting walloped by the Rays, which offseason moves by the Texans are their favorites, and go through the day's Headlines.

Seth and B-Scott discuss their favorite moves made by the Texans this offseason, which Texans are psychos in a good football kinda way, and just how close Yordan Alvarez is to returning to action.

Seth and B-Scott discuss their favorite offseason moves made by the Texans, engage in some Commanders schadenfreude as they're quite frustrated that Tunsil isn't at OTA's, and assess which Texans players they've 'given up' on.

Seth and B-Scott see if Kendrick Perkins can edge out Andrew Perloff as champ in this week's Taka-a-mania, lay out why Jose Altuve's move to Left Field has actually been a success so far, where the Texans' defense can improve, and get the question of the day from Reggie and John.