Seth and Sean dive into something that illustrates why Jose Altuve is so beloved here, some PettyCast leftovers on Mel Kiper's nonsense, and assess today's potential to be a perfect day for Houston sports.

Seth and Sean dive into some leftovers from yesterday's PettyCast centered around Mel Kiper Jr.'s awful takes on the draft and football in general.

Seth and Sean dive into something Jose Altuve said that illustrates perfectly why he might be the most beloved athlete in Houston sports history.

Seth and Sean power rank the post draft power rankings from various outlets based on how high they ranked the Texans.

Seth and Sean dive into the whole "100 men vs 1 gorilla" thing going around the internet by trying to formulate a roster of fighters to take that thing down!

Seth and Sean react to the trailer for the documentary about Brett Favre coming to Netflix. Sean can't wait, whereas Seth feels differently.

Seth and Sean discuss why the Rockets can't afford to have Jalen Green disappear again, react to some advice from some of the greats for Green, and dive into Jonathan Alexander's way too early 53-man roster for the Texans.

Seth and Sean dive into the biggest issues they see with this Texans draft class and assess if Bill Belichick actually wrote this email that his girlfriend leaked.

Seth and Sean discuss the Astros beating the Tigers 6-4 and how they're feeling about the Rockets heading into game 5.

Seth and Sean discuss key Rockets not showing up in their loss to the Warriors, the Astros getting a good win against the team with the best record in the American League, go through the day's Headlines, discuss a chess move by Steve Kerr that caused the Rockets to flinch last night, make an Aireontae Ersery comparison you didn't know you needed, assess how they're feeling about the whole potential KD-Rockets thing watching this series, react to Bill Belichick and Brandon Beane being petty, assess Ian Rapoport's report that the Texans were trying to trade up to pick Colston Loveland, discuss meddlesome Jose Altuve making a return in opining about a new deal for Jeremy Peña, look ahead to the Rockets offseason and if they should look at taking a big swing for KD or Giannis, put a bow on Shedeur Sanders' draft slide, and discuss who's to blame most for the Rockets being down 3-1 to the Warriors.