Seth and Sean discuss Texans S Jalen Pitre being done for the season and Juice Scruggs' foot injury, dive into Bill Belichick actually taking the North Carolina Head Coach job with Michael Lombardi as his GM, go through the day's Headlines, discuss the Cubs and Yankees both wanting Kyle Tucker, what Tua and JD Clowney had to say about the Azeez Al-Shaair hit, react to Steve Kerr being salty after losing to the Rockets, discuss DeMeco Ryans comparing Nico Collins to the great Andre Johnson, why Bill Belichick may have taken the North Carolina job and how he might do, react to Xavier Leggette telling the St. Brown brothers that he eats raccoons and assess if they'd give it a try, discuss Texans S Jalen Pitre being out for the rest of the season, Texans LB Christian Harris finally returning from injury, what the Astros may get from the Cubs or Yankees for trading Kyle Tucker, and in the spirit of being petty, they dine on the tears of Steve Kerr following the Warriors' loss to the Rockets.