Did you know that foreigners think we’re nuts…. because we eat peanut butter?

They can’t fathom putting hydrogenated peanut paste in their mouths …  Here’s a British woman trying it for the first time.

She takes a taste

o: could you.

Sure I could.  It’s as  Ameri

can than apple pie  - by age 17... the average kid has eats 1500 peanut butter sandwiches

All American Peanut Butter was invented  by the same guy who created corn flakes.  John Harvey Kellogg… in 1895…. … it was food the beautiful people.  Amelia Earhart and Henry Ford enjoyed it as a delicacy … then the little people  followed along believe the ads that said  10 cents worth of peanuts pack six times the energy of a porterhouse steak.

Wasn’t true.  But now Peanut Butter is so ubiquitous… this past spring… Yale researchers applied for a grant to use it as an early-warning covid test.   Because it’s in almost every American kitchen. The test was simple.  Open a jar.  Smell it.  If you can’t … you probably have Covid.

Theyyyyy didn’t get the grant.

But Peanut Butter can fix dings in your wooden furniture… hide scratches in leather … and remove bugs from your windshield…  Smear it on let it sit a half hour and hose it off.   Bugs are gone.  but if you try it… you gotta use smooth.  Crunchy’d be a disaster.

So hoist a pbj high in the air … it might look like a sandwich… but its what makes you …an American.

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