While on mushrooms in Central Park, Igor discovers he is definitely NOT a pedophile (we had our doubts) and Jess recounts a tale with a pedophile neighbor. But it was the 80s, so it was really a "right of passage.” Also, Igor witnesses a possible death at the gym which has them reminisce about unexpected death and binge drinking. What's a wake without tequila shots, people? Plus, the duo share their thoughts on the Michael Jackson musical and regret. Maybe MJ would have been better off if he played with dolls? Strap in because it’s another banger from these two anxious, absurdly wired misfits.