This is an old song that's been rewritten by Presidential request. Not an official request, you understand, but he's certainly been asking for it.
(This was originally written in... maybe 1996 with Michael Dempster. It has gone through a dozen iterations since, but he still came up with the best chord.)
It isn’t ‘words’ like bigly that make me prickly
Nor that you’re a sexist, racist chump
Your conspiracy theories are weird and dreary
Just like all your speeches on the stump
You’re anti-immigration and anti-vaccination
Mexicans to you are worse than mumps
Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you?
Everyone hates you, everyone hates you.
You put billions in your pocket, while inflation rockets
Drifting off to sleep each time you're bored
Distracting from your failures by invading Venezuela
I don't think there's a Nobel Prize for Fraud
Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you?
Everyone hates you, everyone hates you.
You’re living disproof of natural selection
You voted for yourself in every election
Your Epstein affairs demand investigation
Nobody came to your inauguration
Sad.
Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you?
Everyone hates you, everyone hates you.
You’re as shallow as a puddle, and just about as subtle
Every look I give you is black
You might catch me frowning if I could see you drowning
I’d be wondering whether to wave back.
Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you?
Everyone hates you, everyone hates you.
Your hair is ridiculous, that’s just for starters
Your fingers are the size of chipolatas
You're building up a backlog of resentment
That's bound to lead to the 25th Amendment
…. you’re fired!
Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you?
Everyone hates you, everyone hates you.