Have you ever heard that old saying, "Does the Pope keep secrets in the woods"? Well, of course, you haven't because it's a different S-word. But what if I told you he keeps them in a private underground bunker with over 53 miles worth of Human History? Well, that's also sort of a lie. What's found in the Vatican's/Pope's archives aren't necessarily meant to be secret; it's just not any joe off the street can visit this vast wealth of knowledge without reason, and that, my friend, is the topic of today's episode. I will walk you through the history of one of the oldest libraries' on the planet, the crazy conspiracies surrounding the archives, and my beliefs on why these crazy conspiracies exist. Surprise, it's because people are morons, but we do have fantastic imaginations. Inside this slice of compressed educational perfection, you will additionally find my ramblings and rants on what I was hoping to be an exciting discovery of the Occult. Click play and listen to this newest episode of Fast Facts, a Back2Radio, and Adam Diaz production.