Have you ever wondered about how the Egyptians practiced sun worship? Well, this is the segment for you! Nick gives a history of how ancient Egyptians worshipped the sun (spoiler alert, we’re pretty sure a lot of Virgos were involved), and then gives you an intro to the falcon-headed man himself – Horus! Lots of semen talk ensues, and they give a strong warning against unwashed lettuce.

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