Perhaps

There Will Be Blood and its last scene, or there will be blood because I invited a girl over on her period 🩸🩸

Introducing the introducing.

Name, age, city, job. Blah, blah, blah, and the last Blah is the only one anyone cares about. An episode about introducing yourself, without really introducing myself that much.

Technical Difficulties of Publishing a Podcast in English From a Non-English War Zone

Episode 00, yet another zero episode.

Perhaps the most important episode of the podcast that doesn't exist yet.