Bring on the 70s background music…does anybody drop out of high school anymore…golden age of PSAs…yo, Freddie Prinze Jr just swing by the show either way…people are still using dial-up???...the magic of a mix CD…flan delivery service, yes please…just be cringe, sometimes it pays off…Ish loves his mutant pic…DJs anger will not be contained…oh Dr Phil, why do we still pay you any mind…what is there to admire about the Duggars…Nelly Furtado be looking fine and thick…there’s no such thing as Real Housewife that looks human…how many members of Destiny’s Child should tour…no bridge is $1B nice…all Stewie moments are great…c’mon Hollywood, lighten up with the content…the scene in Signs of the alien in Mexico is STILL nightmare fuel…oh no, not Requiem for a Dream…and we’re again talking about Acapulco H.E.A.T….Last Cafecito: No Limits Coffee & Sneaker Impact

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We love us foodies…perfection is the enemy of creation…door open recording…eating yummy food isn’t the worst job…creatives finding creatives…yearbook is way harder than law…Disney vlogging gives way to more...it’s all about knowing how to use the equipment…edit to the beat…always filmmaker first…they can get it all in with less than a minute…content for everyone…influencers with integrity DO exist…seriously, lemon/lime is still making the rounds…deciding where to eat as a couple is an absolute nightmare…a big tuna is always attention grabbing…how did Wynwood become so smash burger heavy…giving the pop-up community some well deserved love…of course we end up talking croquetas…

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Making up our own lyrics…summer school is no longer a babysitter…ugh, middle school is just the worst…some songs just need to be played at certain times…come back Arsenio Hall…do yourselves a favor, look up Acapulco H.E.A.T. theme song…Miami is definitely the 4th top city in the US…hi Vancouver…’she was un poco rustica’...sure lakes are big as an ocean but it’s just not…Ish does NOT float…at most, the American Eagle campaign is just lazy marketing…we say it all the time, that’s why representation is important…RIP Loni Anderson…thank you for Leah Remini, Saved by the Bell…maybe lyme disease brings us the NSYNC tour…Wilfred Brimley & Nick Jonas…what cut of meat would each of us be...Last Cafecito: Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson & New Wave Drama

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Europa intros are the best…still learning new terms…Ish was always the ringboy, never the ring…DJ’s competitive nature knows no bounds…vikings…so long E! News…we know way too much about the Girls Next Door…the love for Tiffany Pollard is real…so few things are a dollar now…being salesmen at 8 years old…love us some Worlds Best Chocolate…that gift wrap paper was too expensive…Jet 2 Holiday videos…of course, the latest viral trend has a Miami connection…ahhh the golden age of viral videos…DJ is a total tidsoptimist…let’s bring all the old stores and restaurants back…call centers shouldn’t go around the world to get a reply…Sharper Image always over Brookstone…Zayre was just always a mess…welcome back Tristan…Last Cafecito: Jamie Lee Curtis & Magic Wheelchair

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Love when we can bring on our friends to talk about their success…reading brings people together…parenthood changes you…better to glitch with friends…never be afraid to start over, even once you’ve published something…representation absolutely matters…love us a Miami Puerto Rican protagonist…trigger menus would be a weird restaurant…maybe the military DOES have vampires…mythology requires planning…looking into the past will show you how to move forward and maybe become a jaguar…bridge the gap like Bad Bunny…hi, there BookTok…we love a busy achiever…this is the person who gave Ish one of the greatest pieces of advice…

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Zorak & Brak forever…all of TLC is bops on bops…so many ‘stop’ songs…TRL with Gaga would have been very interesting…Shazaming in a toilet stall…thank you FL Supercon…anime or furry…RIP Malcolm Jamal Warner & Ozzy Osbourne…music is the soundtrack to our lives, if you’re doing it right…Buc-ees is a little overwhelming…wall of jerky…Red Bull, jerky & Ice Breakers…ok FDOT, we’re ready to be your FL Service Plaza Ambassadors…sundries…let’s all take more vacations to visit the service plazas…also, we clearly need a friend from Paraguay…so much paraphernalia…we should all have a framed dolphin with a birthday hat…it’s officially Leo season…figuring out the transportation system acronyms…wasp is worse than a gnat…Last Cafecito: Burger King wedding & Diana from Beat Culture

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Junior’s hugs are legendary and need to be experienced…all hugs are good, but not all hugs are Junior hugs…third time back and hopefully many more…hair journey updates…finding a good barber is very important…cannot say enough good things about Superman…doesn’t matter if he’s fake, Krypto should have been on the junket…driving up to ATL for a 15s is true friendship…this centromesa convo is even better than anticipated…do we take the centerpiece for psychological reasons…grab all the free stuff, always…fun with cats and cucumbers…why is ChatGPT able to figure us out so much better than we figure ourselves…bro, every time Alex comes on, the convo goes to deep, dark places…let’s all get in touch with ourselves…are we really asking if Stevie Wonder is blind??...so many voices and not all of them necessary…also, loves you Eva Mendes, pero for real we don’t need your thoughts on geo-politics……Last Cafecito: Genuine Friends & Alex Miranda

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From Puerto Rico to Miami to Japan…COVID can’t stop talent…do NOT miss Domino Saints live…sometimes you just need to pivot…always take the Disney money…Vegas is always a vibe…bring on the sponsors…ugh, the robocalls…let’s face it, Latinos just got that rhythm…the Miami accent will neutralize any accents being heard…spite is a great motivator…the music business is definitely a business…from Great Danes to bunnies…Beatles or Beyonce…of course musicians are loud, especially on SoBe…Miami is saying Miami…it better not be another five years for them to return…

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Who better than Uncle Al to start the show…ASMR with Darwin should be a show…hot sauce should NOT kick you in the face without flavor…shoutout to the locals keeping it real like Martha of Miami, Burger Beast, Lucy Lopez, Billy Corben and the list goes on…Dolphins player or San Lazaro…the Miami bubble is real…of course Hialeah was the hacking test market…we’re on IP overload…YouTube really does have it all…DARE in Miami was an exercise in hypocrisy…you gotta work hard to have work ethic…it’s a falta de respeto thing…trigger is triggering Darwin…RIP Dial a Teacher…the Miami clique of it all…changing election dates and the optics of Miami government…at least developers won’t kill you, so bonus points…Last Cafecito: Thomas Kennedy and TX First Responders

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How is it already 350 episodes…love us a dancing opening…so much Junior cam today and we want more…even DJs simple order is complicated…shout out to Tristan…catch us at FL Supercon in July, the cosplay will be fun…Ish is skimpy swimwear ahead of the curve…cover up or strip down, just do what makes you confident…let’s all get Saved by the Bell swimsuits…the worst thing is feeling anxiety over going to work…kudos to this new generation for not puting up with toxic workplaces…Office Space was VERY predictive…all the telecom colors…Aunt Viv 1 vs Aunt Viv 2…put us on the Pyramid or Price is Right…Tiny Chef showed more emotion than most humans on socials…maybe we’re just upset Bezos didn’t invite us…what celebrities would you invite to your wedding is a great question…Happy Birthday, America…Last Cafecito: Barbara Walters documentary & Johan Eliasch

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