Welcome back Eric…again with the yellow vs orange…we’re not cutting Junior content, just giving him a challenge…support your friends and the arts…still time to support 305 Pink Pack via Pin Pan Pollo…more Chico Mirta drama…embarcaded is a word, prove us wrong…we all have creativity inside us…it’s the 10k hours…i’m just French…the first time our show is interrupted for a pee break…Roger being ‘Americano’ is GREAT…Ish is driven by spite…just two 46 year olds catching up…dinners at home are always better…enjoy the silence…stealing Napoleon’s jewels is just stupid…more ranting against Ai by Ish…of course Kardashians are using filters…Last Cafecito: @VHSDates and Eric/Getting a Donor Kidney…

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Miami’s version of fall was here for a second…hmm, should we do a 365 PLMTY challenge…Roger’s still cute with a nose scab…he’ll buy a fake but not wear one…trust Ish knows DJs bday…new iPhone problems…late nights, early mornings…submarines & weaves…RIP Diane Keaton…Vikki Carr & Ana Gabriel duet, get into it…Miami Seaquarium closing is VERY us…will the real Chico Mirta please stand up…Roger’s multi-tasking…sometimes zoos are a positive…do’t hold grudges…US Hispanics would be the 5th largest GDP…the Only Fans debate continues……Last Cafecito: The Estefans & LA’s Celia Cruz Day…

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Love us some pets…Adopt Don’t Shop…next time, furry friends…love us a Pawsome pun…pet overpopulation isn’t just a South Florida problem…more than just a shelter, they offer medical services too…we can all use some time outside…if you can’t fully adopt, there’s always foster opportunities…love us a no-kill shelter…Ish loved playing with Chloe…follow the 3-3-3 rule of pet adoption…older animals make great pets too…we may have already signed Jr up for all these volunteer services…Golden Paws program…cat bounty hunters…wish they could do something about the chickens all over the city…MEGA PUPTOBER FEST…

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So much hate for roadtrips…ay las drogas en Miami…working on the yawning…pics in Hong Kong…Junior weekend corner…If anyone’s parent catnip, it’s Junior…Pippy vs Pipi…BBL capital of the world…pesadito energy is a way of life…bro, leave the crosswalks alone…it’s a low bar, but Are You My First is pretty sincere reality show…look at us coming up with new seasons for shows…buying a house on Amazon…HHH vs HHV, they are NOT the same thing…bring on the true crime…banned baby names…wow, a year already with Cultura Talks…Last Cafecito: the Estefans & Robbie Elias’ cover of ‘Careless Whisper’

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Of course we went to high school with the founder…breast cancer so soon after having a baby…it does take a village…treatment is only part of the solution…we should all have a Suzette…cafecito does help…let people help…comfortable with the uncomfortable…please don’t bring up the person who died…latinas, please get checked, we need ALL of you…early detection is key, but also subjective…know your family history…only 15% are due to family history…Ish would get a dumb mutation…be in your survivorship…

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We need to name Jr’s fans…the movement that is Roger…so we just call out our crazy friends now…hospital visits…tremenda meada…own your boring…if nothing else, open carry is very jarring…dates in picadillo…honestly though, it’s just too hot in Miami to carry around that much metal on your back…as a rule, don’t bring your family to a first date…don’t try to be descarado with Roger cuz you’re gonna regret it…damn bug…seriously, it’s ok to say bad words on our show…Bad Bunny in the Super Bowl is smart global business…we should all be able to achieve that level of success on our terms…even fancy Roger loves a chain restaurant…Ish & Eric ARE going to Denny’s dammit…Dolly Parton is an angel of light, period…look at us being in synch on our last cafecito…vulnerability is something we should all embrace and strive for…Last Cafecito: Madonna on Jay Shetty’s ‘On Purpose’ podcast

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Ish cannot stop yawning…schweddy balls & Stefon hybrid…don’t stress over the invite list…thanks again to Burger Beast & Burger Fi…Junior’s weekend corner…still waiting for the rekindle…well, guess no Rapture for us…happy anniversary Roger & Eric…pero is how you know it’s real Spanglish…seriously, we’d need like a 48 hour energy for Chef Brad and then Charo…Don Francisco is a legend, on or off, period…the changing face of Univision…time to throw the book at Sean Combs…Law & Order channel = Ish is never leaving home…get better soon Junior’s mom…Ish need more naps apparently…Rebel Royals…can you be a shaman if you’re from LA…wait, is the traffic light yellow or orange…Last Cafecito: James Van Der Beek & Dancing with the Stars

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Damn, can’t believe it’s been that long since he was on the show…learn to say ‘no’ more often…if a Chef friend says ‘come get food’ you go get the food…a few drinks in and we share some fun secrets…the man knows how to throw a helluva party…approaching life with purpose is always a good idea…realizing you need a break can come when you least expect it…preparing lets you be spontaneous later…two viral moments is just too crazy…remind people about our culture…heightened versions can still be authentic…coquito tres leches? Yes please…Ish just doesn’t have a refined palette…sometimes mistakes create delicious…love us a mom who digs the liquor…success breeds success

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Next time, we mic our guest better…so close to a year’s worth of episodes…forgetting what we did over the weekend…Congrats to Burger Beast on his 17th blog anniversary…bring on the smash burgers…Junior with the stopwatch weekend recount…Happy Hispanic Heritage Month…Ish loves Halloween…Roger’s Pedasito Energy corner…Miami’s Freedom Tower must always be treasured…hmmm, maybe next time Roger will invite…so much yawning this ep, despite the napping…more Roger faux pas…yeah, DJ is a few notches below hoarder…Junior for the win with the cupcakes…Ish being muted…Roger’s Pesadito Energy Drink…ChatGPT fails…Ai is NOT a person…what do we call our Darien Moments…let’s go to The Sphere in Vegas…text vs Voice Notes…Last Cafecito: Miami Freedom Tower & Golden Girls

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Straight from Paris, it’s Eric…so much correction corner...another year, another VMA covered…Mariah, give us diva IN your performance…we love Ricky Martin pero man he talks a lot of spiritual blah blah…Eric’s Miami food favorites are basically just all our friends…WE HAVE A SPIN OFF…thumbs up isn’t rude, it’s efficient…dear Gen Z, just stop…respect each other, but don’t impose tampoco…look at Roger causing problems……don’t always keep your guard up…just be Cher in Paris…you never know what is going on in someone’s home…sometimes we do things we never thought to help our loved ones…it’s never too late to improve ourselves…definitely taking Eric to Denny’s next time…Last Cafecito: Sheinelle Jones & Cathy from Denny’s

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