Now it’s Ish’s turn to meet Frank…this time he came prepared to show he’s learning…we love a Walter Mercado reveal…and now we’re adding to Frank’s fear of flying…he knows Max Headroom?!?...Ish does love a pool party theme…sometimes las veteranas need the love…of course Bezos has eaten lechon…who the hell works as a unicyclist…if you’re going to swindle people using a love scam, at least be hot…welcome to therapy corner…we schooled the kids on Rizz…we all need to be humbled now and again…it’s good to plan, but be flexible…Ish loves a chicken cordon bleu…Death Row last meals…Trivia at Beat Culture Brewery every third Wednesday of the month…Junior keeping a señora company during Ish’s pool party is peak Junior…Dear Snickers, have you lost your minds??...self esteem doesn’t mean you can’t also be humble……Last Cafecito: Robbie Elias & Chasing Your Dreams

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Maybe we just keep swapping between hosts…welcome to the show, Frank Hernandez…never confuse Miami Lakes with Hialeah…why do we love Flannigans so much…the beauty of Utah…we love our banquet halls in Miami…most people don’t know El Farito beach has an actual name…be the disruptor to the calmness…Junior hit the nail on the head…the Keys really has no nice beaches…bring on the cruises…Hi Stephanie & David…how does he NOT know Walter Mercado…Don Francisco was sorta all nationalities, really…bring on the numerology…ok, it was pretty on point with DJ & Ish…vaca frita de pollo is so uniquely us…it’s the DR, not Santo Domingo…Santeria to the Supreme Court…wow, arriving on the 4th of July…Last Cafecito: Frank’s Family & Dolly Parton

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Sorry for the audio glitch…post 400 partying gone wrong…yay, Junior gets to fully co-host with Ish…if she’d lived to 500 years old, it would still be too soon…we’ll never see another Dolly Parton in our lifetime…if nothing else, don’t forget she stood for being a genuine human being…of course ADHD was first in print when Junior was born…how was ‘safe word’ not around before 1979?...we promise no crying in the next episode…this Time Traveler thing is a hoot…Last Cafecito: Adrian Lorenzo & Kindness

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It’s finally our 400th episode…welcome back, Lucy Lopez…it’s all about consistency…sometimes great ideas come at 3am…the people you love most are the ones that drive you the craziest…better to unite people with laughter than divide them with hot takes…always recognize those who came before you…Last Cafecito: Lucy Lopez & All Our Guests Who’ve Become Fam

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Another member of our three timers club…sad moments definitely give you more material…MIA2NYC and back…when your parents become your kids…cancer will test anyone…workaholics understand each other…don’t YOU wanna be in a lookbook…hey, it’s not ALL porn on Only Fans…back home to headline the Miami Improv…please don’t be hackey…being an online creator or influencer is just unnecessarily taxing…it’s not the same to be a content creator vs an influencer…a little healthy unease is always welcome with our girl Brittany…can we please get a private screening of the Muchacha documentary…

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Mixing it up…man, DJ is feeling frisky this episode…Buccee’s road trip pending…if your book isn’t banned, are you even trying…McDonald’s parties were great…RIP Dandy Bear and Discovery Zone…if you retract your compassion to someone in mental crisis out of fear of offending, you’re a hypocrite, period…Justin Bieber costume was totally not received as such…Canadians are known for being nice and poutine…hope Perez Hilton’s family is doing well during this time…so even if you try to make amends, people won’t let you move past, then why bother…blech, Clamato…sea horse jizz?!?!...Ish would be great as a flight attendant…enough with the protein already…sure, Pollo Tropical has protein but is it really their new slogan…we’re on the radio but we’re not…sending love to Colombia’s earthquake victims…Last Cafecito: 66 year old Winn-Dixie & comedian Brittany Brave

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Typical Miami fashion, our 400th ep will be late…Betty White WAS 100…realtor videos on YouTube…that scene in Signs is scary, period…Event Horizon is just messed up…Naked Gun still holds up…if you’re charging for a celeb pic at a con, please pretend you care about the fans…we just hope Ariana Grande is doing well…Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 was hilarious…Showgirls will never not be enjoyable…a job interview with a side of free Chinese food, why not…nobody loves tofu, nobody…bring on the vegan baked goods…the Miami version of ‘Be Our Guest’ would be great…always and forever, Maleficent is the best Disney villain…Ariel absolutely has a case against Ursula…nobody wants the backstory…Last Cafecito: Calling vs Texting & Venom Jacket IG profile

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So continues the Y name conversation…seriously, did we piss someone off at the Miami New Times…Burger Beast, a true ride or die…when the Lexapro kicks in…RIP Laundry Bar…the days of rollover minutes…no ringtones for us…happy birthday, Roberto here’s your tiramisu…figuring out what we did in July 1994…we love the Tower of Terror…quiche…parental lack of communication is basically part of aging…”Choosing Texas” is number 1 despite nobody really knowing it…run don’t walk to Titanique, it’s the musical fever dream you need…Jim Parsons is a revelation in profanity…we miss you Avenue Q…a convo about furries with DJ’s mom should be recorded for our entertainment…Ish’s abuelos blindspot with recognizing Darien…Last Soda: Anime Community & Nightowl Cookies

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DJs back and with less hair…congrats to everyone involved in Muerto de Risa; Alvarez Guedes…diving into the Instagram comments section…the official definition of first generation is just plain wrong and inaccurate…more of DJ parent stories…bring on the Boney M bops…top athletes list without Dan Marino or Michael Jordan is just plain wrong…felicidades Spain…that halftime show was meh at best…please no more creepy children singing…shout out to Martika…BTS should absolutely have sung something in Korean…there’s cheesy and then there’s Butterfly Kisses…our ability to list Cuban names that start with Y is pretty uncanny…Last Soda: World Cup unity & Primas, Pero Not Really podcast

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Welcome back Domnio…our 3 timers club is definitely growing…of course, Junior goes way back with Domino…CCW World Champ, well deserved…Las Rosas is the authentic vibe Miami needs…we love giving shout outs to all our peeps who deserve it…ahhh the guilty pleasure of chiropractor adjustments & pimple popping…why so bitter, Bret Hart?...get this guy an chiropractor sponsor already…acid reflux is real y’all…Gen Z needs to calm down in the work place…who doesn’t love an ass biting vampire…trust, you can be an extrovert and an introvert…selfish when it comes to sweets is relatable…give yourself grace with fitness…yum, Lucha Dough donuts…just be authentic is all we ask…El Muelero should absolutely be a character…Last Soda: Las Rosas’ Venezuela Fundraiser & Domino

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