The boys are back…even if you advocate for mental health, it’s hard to accept…vulnerable isn’t weak…our last time in our studio…we don’t want to get on the bad side of Posh & Becks…chiquito malcriado…don’t come and tell us what makes someone Cuban in Miami…Agustin Reyes for sure…reminder, Puerto Rico is the US…aaaand once more into the now classic Chico Mirtha discussion…90s talk shows were the best…thank you Miami New Times…Last Cafecito:Let It Loose podcast & Roger Borges…

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Another year, another season done…Ish totally housed the plantain chips…pecs vs boobs…of course Ish got the episode number wrong…more time for Junior as a gift…bake, bake, bake…pesadito energy is no match for Flannigans nachos…hmmm, Paris or Westchester…Junior IS good people…wow Miami’s first female mayor in 2025…123 years old comiendo platanos…Oreo is creating a sugar free cookie, why…love a Christmas theme celebration…pesadito energy to end the year…Last Cafecito: Roger’s Uncle & Ish’s Long List of Honorees …

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Welcome back Roger…Junior’s weekend corner went off the rails…more Miss Universe drama…we should totally make ‘cualquiera’ the newest flavor…still doesn’t know French…is sperm racing the next big sport?...happy birthday Silvia…pesadito energy on full display this ep…now we’ve got our interns one at a time…Roger learning all the latest Gen Z slang…how can you not get an order right if you have a picture…now Ai has come for the Olsen twins…Meghan Markle is exuding pesdadita energy tenfold…let’s all have a TurHamKen sandwich…vegan Cuban food is pretty good if you go in with the right mindframe…Last Cafecito: Daniel’s & Suny’s and Beyond The Gates …

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Multiple Last Cafecitos later…the espresso martini was delicious…always a Miami boy…songwriting is a true art form…yet again, the Estefans prove themselves genuine humans…Emilio is the unsung hero…Bad Bunny Super Bowl makes business sense…dear Rita Ora, Robbie said nothing bad…writing music with a casio at 6 years old…leave that comfort zone…Jr & Robbie have similar face problems…is being an independent artist a blessing and curse…let’s have a caca song remix…if you’re going to cover a song, try and make it your own somehow…Miami lesbians…still taking ‘how are you’ seriously thanks to Domino…

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Welcome as co-host, Ibis Valdes…from president to model…famous on Netflix barato…that Oh, Chocolat cake was GREAT…welcome back, Junior…and an audience of interns…so concludes the Miss Universe drama…can you represent a country by way of culture…the pageant circuit is real…Ish’s favorite Thanksgivings were in Hialeah…the time to shine will be Noche Buena…whatever with the Miami New Times…parasocial relationships are everywhere these days…picking on Ariana is one thing, Cardi B is quite another…bring on mi burrito sabanero…more turron talk…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest…Last Cafecito: Mayor Daniella Levine-Cava & Clue at the Arsht Center…

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Welcome to the network, Primas (Pero Not Really)…Miami really is just 6 degrees of separation…dance, baseball, so many extracurriculars…empty nest in theory if nothing else…that kid was way too excited to be put in the pizza oven…community is so important…remove stigma from everyone’s human experiences…sharing experiences, without bashing…dancer not a stripper…all abuelas are legends…never heard of 3 Kings or been to Calle 8???...teaching tech, one old prima at a time…voice notes are the worst…they’re just as fun on socials as they are on the pod…dating will most likely be a mini-series…it iS ok not to be ok…

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Thanks for the support at Threefold Cafe…happy anniversary Univision…we’ve got producer royalty this week…man those luxe brownies are decadent…All’s Fair subplots are the better part of the show…hi Odalys Flores…extreme dysmorphia knows nothing about gender…building houses in the middle of Indonesian campo…here’s hoping Wendy Williams gets better…Last Cafecito: Los Wizzards & Pin Pan Pollo…

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Bring on the voice changer…more ghostly music…Junior is still meeting the time limit…Roger the gay-sha…bring on the luxe brownies…if you got it, flaunt it…congrats Jonathan Bailey…yet again, Ish has been overlooked…go on Netherlands…Diplo kissed a Canadian and he liked it…pesadito energy…yay, Ish qualified for ClockOut…exclusivity can bring up serious impostor syndrome…Happy Birthday Roger…how does he not know Emperor’s New Groove…from royalty to the Beckhams…getting knighted…los Beckhams in Coral Gables…you don’t get to go on camera live and insult anyone without expectation of blowback…go on Miss Mexico…Kim K as actress, no thanks…Last Cafecito: Lego & Porch Decoy Packages…

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Get ready for a ride this ep…he was in every spot…bringing the authenticity to Food Network…baby books mean business…WWE & Food Network is the perfect combo tbh…if Mork from Ork knew how to cook…why not refine your craft after the fact…deep cut Rupauls’ Drag Race references…from actor to chef and now somewhere in-between…bonding over Broadway…confidence doesn’t happen overnight…Chef Brad is already hyper enough, no perico needed…he’s still a one-man band…going international…keeping our culture alive…come back on our show, Chef Mika…recipe math is hard…and now Ish needs a few naps…

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