Welcome to another off the rail episode…it’s Matrix bullet time…who doesn’t love Keanu Reeves & Sandy Bullock…ID4 was just perfect…deciphering CC in an email…we all know the pastelito position…RIP James Van Der Beek…CW face strikes again…hi James Eckhouse & Carol Potter…75k is alot of cookies…samoas are just the best, period…no shame in eating the cinnabon frosting…we’re on to you World’s Finest Chocolate…and now we need the Jupiña ice cream from Salt & Straw…Last Cafecito: Ron Magil & Michael Baiamonte

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A wrap of disappointment…EGOT for Weird Al…400th around the corner…ugh, too much dulce de leche no bueno…beef tallow and politics…DJ loves him some chicharron…cheesemongers and haberdasheries…strange addiction had weird appetites…why was the Pink Panther the spokesperson for fiberglass…rotary phone adventures…the halftime show was just pure joy…if you homage Celia, you automatically get some love from us…TV antennas and satellite dishes…RIP Pepe Peña…macrame…what is it about Carrie Underwood’s face…Enya and Sarah Brightman’s Super Bowl Spectacular…what is the Celtic Woman demo…Ish’s Irish accent is a thing that happened…Last Cafecito: Jenny Lorenzo and our friend, Juana

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Support local arts…from Hialeah to the stage…it’s the nuances that make things universal…the strongest in our families are usually the most secretly vulnerable…ahhh the 90s…archetypes vs stereotypes…always be the weird kid…if you don’t see it, create it…embrace farce…we carry our ancestors, whether we know it or not…the Hialeah smear campaign is real…we need to tell our own stories…thanks to the Arsht Center…

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Math is important…oh hey Pythagoreum…really waiting for snow in Cuba…Miami boy winter experiences…CDs are back baby…the joys of burning a CD playlist…how was that Reba’s first time on the Grammys…being rewarded on your own terms is the best reward…music needs to make you feel, period…Gloria Estefan will always be a great family proxy…oh no, not Bahama Breeze…are there actual hot dog prep instructions…toaster ovens are so multi purpose…don’t be mean to your cleaning person…printers aren’t a privilege, Gen Z…Last Cafecito: Lindsay Vonn & Live Like Bella…welcome back, Tristan

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The boys are back…even if you advocate for mental health, it’s hard to accept…vulnerable isn’t weak…our last time in our studio…we don’t want to get on the bad side of Posh & Becks…chiquito malcriado…don’t come and tell us what makes someone Cuban in Miami…Agustin Reyes for sure…reminder, Puerto Rico is the US…aaaand once more into the now classic Chico Mirtha discussion…90s talk shows were the best…thank you Miami New Times…Last Cafecito:Let It Loose podcast & Roger Borges…

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Another year, another season done…Ish totally housed the plantain chips…pecs vs boobs…of course Ish got the episode number wrong…more time for Junior as a gift…bake, bake, bake…pesadito energy is no match for Flannigans nachos…hmmm, Paris or Westchester…Junior IS good people…wow Miami’s first female mayor in 2025…123 years old comiendo platanos…Oreo is creating a sugar free cookie, why…love a Christmas theme celebration…pesadito energy to end the year…Last Cafecito: Roger’s Uncle & Ish’s Long List of Honorees …

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Welcome back Roger…Junior’s weekend corner went off the rails…more Miss Universe drama…we should totally make ‘cualquiera’ the newest flavor…still doesn’t know French…is sperm racing the next big sport?...happy birthday Silvia…pesadito energy on full display this ep…now we’ve got our interns one at a time…Roger learning all the latest Gen Z slang…how can you not get an order right if you have a picture…now Ai has come for the Olsen twins…Meghan Markle is exuding pesdadita energy tenfold…let’s all have a TurHamKen sandwich…vegan Cuban food is pretty good if you go in with the right mindframe…Last Cafecito: Daniel’s & Suny’s and Beyond The Gates …

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Multiple Last Cafecitos later…the espresso martini was delicious…always a Miami boy…songwriting is a true art form…yet again, the Estefans prove themselves genuine humans…Emilio is the unsung hero…Bad Bunny Super Bowl makes business sense…dear Rita Ora, Robbie said nothing bad…writing music with a casio at 6 years old…leave that comfort zone…Jr & Robbie have similar face problems…is being an independent artist a blessing and curse…let’s have a caca song remix…if you’re going to cover a song, try and make it your own somehow…Miami lesbians…still taking ‘how are you’ seriously thanks to Domino…

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Welcome as co-host, Ibis Valdes…from president to model…famous on Netflix barato…that Oh, Chocolat cake was GREAT…welcome back, Junior…and an audience of interns…so concludes the Miss Universe drama…can you represent a country by way of culture…the pageant circuit is real…Ish’s favorite Thanksgivings were in Hialeah…the time to shine will be Noche Buena…whatever with the Miami New Times…parasocial relationships are everywhere these days…picking on Ariana is one thing, Cardi B is quite another…bring on mi burrito sabanero…more turron talk…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest…Last Cafecito: Mayor Daniella Levine-Cava & Clue at the Arsht Center…

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