In which the Goblins discuss animals that should have been cryptids. With recommendations to avoid rides in submarines because of the bigfin squid, the avocado body and vampire teeth of the deer mouse, honoring the moss piglets who will outlive all of humanity (seriously), S finding everything in nature delightful, and the ever-popular platypus. Prepare to be amazed and avoid Google images.

Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B

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