In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Personal Transporters. What the fuck is a personal transporter, you ask? A Segway is one. It turns out electric scooters and other bullshit to take out world champion runners has been around for the past 100 years! And in 2021, well...these things looks serious! Also in the show, Mistic gets into some Small Town News and Oracle retells the story of *almost* getting shaken down for $4.

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