Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re negotiating our release while breaking down the wildest, weirdest, and most famous ransom cases in history. From stolen celebrity corpses to Yakuza run-ins, we are covering it all while waiting for the wire transfer to clear.

Tonight's Hostage Situation:

Oracle: Currently suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, winking at the kidnappers, and complimenting their tracksuits.

Mystic: Won't stop complaining about the 1-ply toilet paper in the holding cell, yet somehow is still hogging it all.

Teddy: Is legitimately offended that his ransom demand is 75% lower than the rest of ours.

Ashtray: The one who got us here because "this Time Share sounded legit."

On the Docket: Tonight we dive deep into the history of extortion and abduction:

The Nancy Guthrie Case: The mysterious disappearance of Savannah Guthrie's mother.

Bobby Brown vs. The Preacher Crew: That time in 1993 when Whitney Houston proved she was the real gangster.

Yakuza Debts: The terrifying story of The Animals' tour manager, Kevin Deverich.

Grave Robbing for Profit: The bizarre 1978 theft of Charlie Chaplin’s corpse (and the demand for $600k).

Head of the Class: The curious case of philosopher Jeremy Bentham’s stolen preserved head.

The King’s Ransom: How Conquistadors trapped Inca Emperor Atahualpa.

Crime of the Century: A look back at the Lindbergh Baby kidnapping.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray, Oracle, Mystic, and Teddy dive deep into the mathematical blueprint of reality: Sacred Geometry. We explore how ancient civilizations used geometric patterns to build monuments and how these same shapes appear in everything from honeycombs to human DNA. The crew breaks down the significance of the Platonic Solids, the mystery of the Golden Ratio, and why the Flower of Life is considered the visual expression of the connections between all living things. Beyond the math, we discuss the spiritual implications of these patterns and whether they prove the universe was designed by a higher intelligence or if humans are just really good at seeing shapes in the clouds.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a deep dive down the rabbit hole into one of the most incredible—and often forgotten—moments in American history: The Battle of Athens, Tennessee (1946). When World War II veterans returned home to McMinn County, they didn't find the peace they fought for. Instead, they found a town under the iron grip of the corrupt Cantrell-Mansfield political machine, fueled by voter intimidation, predatory policing, and systemic fraud.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Corporatocracies around the world. Also in the show, Teddy reviews Marvel Cosmic Invasion, and Oracle beefs about his gutter falling off (and Meta killing the Messenger app on PC).

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Nord Stream Pipeline Sabotage. There's a bunch of shady stuff surrounding this case. Also in the show, the Scots are amazing trolls, and who the hell is Billy Don Burns?

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Demiurge and the Abrahamic Mind Virus. Also in the show, we discover Teddy has no idea who Ken Burns is. 

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss New Sports Betting. Gambling is EVERYWHERE, and it is getting more engrained in general entertainment. Also in the show, Teddy has an insatiable need to get drunk at airports and Ashtray lays out some cray cray false accusations at Whitehorse Middle School.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the recent Louvre Heist and other heists. Europeans...they like pulling off heists! Also in the show, Ashtray dishes on an insane Florida Man death train and Old Man Jenkins Oracle decries the dying FB Messenger Windows App. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the rise of strategic cargo theft. Criminals are getting sophisticated, and getting freight moved without getting ripped off has gotten way more complicated over the past few years. Also in the show, Ashtray smashed some apples and Teddy teabags COD.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss radio. It revolutionized how we communicate just over a hundred years ago. A lot has changed, and yet, a lot has remained the same. Also on the show, the U.N. sabotages Trump, and Ashtray asks for a ho break.

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