Welcome to the first episode of Perspective! We're starting our journey with a soiree into the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland so we have a basis point before we venture into the realms of... everywhere else. This may go badly wrong from here, but you don't get anywhere without trying! Join us on a squabbly journey through the annals of time, gold mining and alpaca thoughts. Trigger warning: there may be some squirming.
*** IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I incorrectly stated that Nessie was at the throat of the alpaca, but she is in fact at the ears. Ad libbing is never a good idea: my sincerest apologies for spreading misinformation.