Perturbed

By Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe

Uneducated Observations from the financially struggling individuals in Apartment 1R.... more

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How many episodes does Perturbed have?

The podcast currently has 17 episodes available.

Perturbed episodes:

March 28, 2024 # 17 - LOVE
Love is in the air on tonight's episode of Perturbed. This week, Holly and Michael interview Rachel Goldsmith and discuss past love. And for this mentally ill trio, love comes with fun conversations of narcissism, mental abuse, and calls from a jail in Alabama.

Music:
Kalinka: By Muza Production
La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS
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1h 28min
February 21, 2024 #15 - POETRY
A poem by the Perturbed

Music:
Kalinka: By Muza Production
La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS
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1h 10min
February 14, 2024 #14 - SMALL TALK
Join us for a date with special guest Kira Ecay.
How are you?
Wonderful weather we’re having.
Do me a small favor and list everything that makes you, you.
We’re making small talk today here in Apartment 1R.
The vibe is stale libraries and dusty carpets.
Next time a coworker asks, “How are you?” tell them you’re perturbed and come on down to Apt 1R and let it all hang out for the premiere of Season 3.
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1h 11min
February 02, 2024 Season 3 - TRAILER
Michael and Holly are back for season 3!
Join us on February 14th for the Season Premiere of *PERTURBED*

Music:
Kalinka: By Muza Production
La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS
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2min
December 17, 2023 #13 - THE HOLIDAYS
Do you hear jingle bells? Look in the sky! Something is coming our way this holiday season. Is it Santa Clause? No. It's an inescapable sense of despair. That's right. Holly and Michael celebrate the holidays on this season finale. Grab a hot chocolate and enough alcohol to sedate a small animal and complain about everything holiday-related with this sometimes funny, and always unhappy duo of roommates. And as always, find out what perturbs them. We talk Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and more. It's the most miserable time of the year. Happy Holidays. Love you, mean it.

Music:
Kalinka: By Muza Production
La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS
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49min
November 08, 2023 #12 - KINKY
On this week's episode, Holly and Michael discuss kink. Whether you are as vanilla as a soft serve ice cream cone, or . . . you enjoy the art of anal prolapse . . . Apartment 1R is for you! Join us as we contemplate the nuisances of life. Cum dump your hatred into this safe haven for the mentally exhausted.
Music:
Kalinka: By Muza Production
La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS
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34min
October 31, 2023 #11 - DRUNK WHO HUNT
Halloween is here! You know what that means, cat costumes, cat calling and bar hopping. Get the candy corn and join your favorite bitter bitches Holly and Michael for story time. Are you tired of spending halloween waiting on line? Are you tired of cover fees and expensive drinks? Then Apt 1R is right for you. Side effects may include, but are not limited to, nauseau, swelling, and a complete lack of patience. Ask your local drug dealer if Apt 1R is right for you!
And as always find out what perturbs the team this week!

Music:
Kalinka: By Muza Production
La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS
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25min
October 21, 2023 # 10 - WITCHES AND WICCANS
Michael and Holly are back to stir up another pot of brew. This week's ingredients include bitterness, envy, and virgin blood.
You heard it here, Apt 1r is officially on a witch hunt. So grab those broom sticks and stir those cauldrons full of pippin hot tea, because nobody’s safe. Whether you’re a jewish coated green disney witch, or a wiccan with micro bangs in Williamsburg, the moon is full and we can see you through the fog machine smoke.
And as always, what's perturbing Apt 1R this week?
Check out @Philliptseplaev on tik tok
Music:
Kalinka: By Muza Production
La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS
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47min
October 10, 2023 #9 - "WAIT... WHATS YOUR SIGN?"
For this weeks episode, grab a crisp glass of pino grigio and explore the cosmos with Holly, Michael, and Phillip. Get out of the microwave and delve into the mind as we answer the astrological question...WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
Is your caprisun in waxing gibus. Shake the moon dust off your boots and come on down to apt 1r where we discuss the most titillating question in the universe .... Whats your big 3?
Ours is:
THE EXIT SIGN. THE STOP SIGN. and THE NEON SIGN HANGING IN A TRENDY CAFE IN WILLIAMSBURG THAT SAYS GOOD VIBES.
And as always, what's perturbing Apt 1R this week?
Check out @Philliptseplaev on tik tok
Music:
Kalinka: By Muza Production
La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS
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45min
October 02, 2023 Episode 1 - CONSPIRACY THEORISTS
Michael and Holly are back for season 2. Join us for the premiere where the duo discusses Conspiracy theorists. Hold onto your seat flat earthers, the reptilians are among us and so are people who drink iced coffee in snowstorms.

Music:
Kalinka: By Muza Production
La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS
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39min

FAQs about Perturbed:

How many episodes does Perturbed have?

The podcast currently has 17 episodes available.