Petals and Pricks: The Bachelor and Bachelorette Podcast

Petals and Pricks: The Bachelor and Bachelorette Podcast episodes:

• 03.18.2022

  It's over... for EVERYONE! (Ep185 Bachelor S26 Finale pt. 2)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss the part 2 of the finale episode of Clayton's Bachelor season.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 03.15.2022

  You can still be a prize even when its a consolation. (Ep184 Bachelor S26 Finale pt. 1)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss the fist part of the finale episode of Clayton's Bachelor season.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 03.10.2022

  Can't have your cake and eat it too, Clayton (Ep183 Bachelor S26E010)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss the "Fantasy Suites" episode of Clayton's Bachelor season.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 03.09.2022

  Women Be Talking: The Clayton Edition (Ep182 Bachelor S26e09)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss the "Women Tell All" episode of Clayton's Bachelor season.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 03.02.2022

  Horror Hometowns (Ep181 Bachelor S26E08)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss the hometowns week  of Clayton's Bachelor season.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 03.02.2022

  Clear eyes, no tears (Ep180 Bachelor S26E07)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 7 of Clayton's Bachelor season.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 02.18.2022

  UPDATED: This house is clear, of herpes (Ep179 Bachelor S26E05&6)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 5 & 6 of Clayton's Bachelor season.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 02.04.2022

  Bonus: Burning Love (S01ep03)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone for a special bonus episode where they review The Bachelor parody series Burning Love. Watch Burning Love on the free streaming service Pluto TV See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 02.02.2022

  Blood, Guts, and Weaves On The Floor (Ep178 Bachelor S26E04)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 4 of Clayton's Bachelor season. They talk the sadness that is Clayton, can Jonah ever get a name right? and someone called us out. Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See...

  
• 01.28.2022

  Bonus: Burning Love (S01ep02)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone for a special bonus episode where they review The Bachelor parody series Burning Love. Watch Burning Love on the free streaming service Pluto TV See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 01.25.2022

  Are these the worst people ever? (Ep177 Bachelor S26E03)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 3 of Clayton's Bachelor season. They talk "who is the worst? How smelly is Liz? and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 01.22.2022

  Bonus: Burning Love (S01ep01)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone for a special bonus episode where they review The Bachelor parody series Burning Love. Watch Burning Love on the free streaming service Pluto TV     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 01.19.2022

  The Catch Up (Ep176 Bachelor S26E02 2nd recap)

  Join comedian Liz Zagone as she fills in returning host Jonah Jurkens in on week 2. They catch up, have some laughs and go over Jonah's epic Miami trip.   Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 01.14.2022

  Sha-no-no! (Ep175 Bachelor S26E02)

  Join comedian Liz Zagone and guest cohost Daniel Curtis talk episode 2 of Clayton's journey to find love.  Did Cassidy ruin Maya's birthday party? Is Shanae-nae not the biggest red flag of all? Will Elizabeth start sharing her adderall with...

  
• 01.06.2022

  And So It Begins... Again! (Ep174 Bachelor S26E01)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss the season premier of The Bachelor with Clayton. They talk "All these girls look the same, dating during the pandemic, and has Liz made the right choice by only dating...

  
• 12.31.2021

  We're Done Mutha F*cker! (Ep173 Bachelorette S18 Finale)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week the season finale episode of season 18 of The Bachelorette.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 12.08.2021

  Boyz II Bitching (Ep172 Bachelorette S18 Men Tell All Episode)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week the Men Tell All episode of season 18 of The Bachelorette.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 12.06.2021

  Hometowns... kind of?? (Ep171 Bachelorette S18EP07)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 7 of season 18 of The Bachelorette. The talk the episode that is Hometowns. Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 11.24.2021

  Miami TRASHsody (Ep170 Bachelorette S18EP06)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 6 of season 18 of The Bachelorette. The talk the campaign for Clayton, what is Martin? and do these kids really set up these dates?  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette!...

  
• 11.18.2021

  The Do's and Don'ts (Ep169 Bachelorette S18EP05)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 5 of season 18 of The Bachelorette. The talk the do's and don'ts of weddings, these f*cking guys, and boy did Jonah miss something important. Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette!...

  
• 11.17.2021

  We Know You're Gonna Choose This (Ep168 Bachelorette S18EP03&04))

  After two weeks come back and join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 3 and 4 of season 18 of The Bachelorette. We have missed you so much. Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

  
• 10.29.2021

  Love and Basketball (is also a good movie) (Ep167 Bachelorette S18EP02)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 2 of season 18 of The Bachelorette. The talk rock climbing scares, how many compliments is too many compliments, and ex is back! Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener...

  
• 10.22.2021

  The Meeting of Michelle's Men (Ep166 Bachelorette S18EP01)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss The Season premier of season 18 of The Bachelorette.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 10.15.2021

  A very Happy Ending? (Ep165 BIP S07EP10&11)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss The Season Finally of Bachelor In Paradise Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 09.28.2021

  Naked Tacos? F*cking Gross Dude! (Ep164 BIP S07EP09)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss Episode 9 of season 7 of Bachelor In Paradise! They talk watching ex's fall in love, naked tacos, and agro Aaron. Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 09.17.2021

  Get To Stepping! (Ep163 BIP S07EP08)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss Episode 8 of season 7 of Bachelor In Paradise! They talk Ex's and their songs, Brendan finally got his, and licking toes. Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

  
• 09.11.2021

  The Demise of F*ckboys in Paradise (Ep162 BIP S07EP06&07)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 4 of season 7 of Bachelor In Paradise! They talk terrible acting, the return of Demi, and did Brendan luck out? Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

  
• 09.04.2021

  Craziest Sex in Paradise (Ep161 BIP S07EP04&05)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 3 of season 7 of Bachelor In Paradise! They talk Terrible gifts, Becca's back, and what's their craziest place they had sex) Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for...

  
• 08.27.2021

  Bachelors Not In Paradise (AKA The Ayahuasca Trip) (Ep160 BIP S07EP02&03)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 2 of season 7 of Bachelor In Paradise! They talk ayahuasca, being denied, and that magic number) Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 08.19.2021

  Bachelor In Sidetracks (Ep159 BIP S07EP01)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss the premier of season 7 of Bachelor In Paradise! They talk Joe, Spade, and a lot of sidetracks! Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 08.11.2021

  It's All Flipping Over (Ep158 Bachelorette s17 Finale)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss the Season Finale of season 17 of The Bachelorette.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 08.05.2021

  The True Side of Greggy Gaslight (Ep157 Bachelorette s17ep09)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 9 of season 17 of The Bachelorette. This week they talk Hometowns, gaslighting, and cannibal sandwiches? Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 07.30.2021

  Men Be Talking (Ep156 Bachelorette s17ep08)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss the 'Men Tell All" episode of season 17 of The Bachelorette.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 07.21.2021

  Good Bye Sweet Andrew (Ep155 Bachelorette s17ep07)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 7 of season 17 of The Bachelorette. This week they talk rain sex, did Andrew pull a power move, and still... who the f*ck is Brendan?  Learn. Laugh. Live The...

  
• 07.14.2021

  Everyone's been jerking it! and we were right! (Ep154 Bachelorette s17ep06)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 6 of season 17 of The Bachelorette. This week they talk how Katie is too easily persuaded, Who the f*uck is Brenden? and how everyone is jerking off! Learn. Laugh....

  
• 07.08.2021

  Hunter Hides His Coke In His P*nis (Ep153 Bachelorette s17ep05)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 5 of season 17 of The Bachelorette. This week they talk Blakes love for horses, Where Hunter hides his coke and who are these guys? Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette!...

  
• 07.01.2021

  Blake's Back And So Are We (Ep152 Bachelorette s17ep04)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 4 of season 17 of The Bachelorette. This week they talk where the fuck were we last week? Goddamn Carl.  And is Blake really back? Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette!...

  
• 06.18.2021

  Who Makes You Horny?? (Ep151 Bachelorette s17ep02)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Liz Zagone as the discuss week 2 of Katie's of The Bachelorette season. This week they talk who makes you horny?, fucking carl!, and they have a bit of a tech issue. Learn. Laugh. Live The...

  
• 06.08.2021

  We're Pawsitive this season is gonna be clawsome (Ep150 Bachelorette s17 Premier)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Blake Burkhart as the discuss the season premier of The Bachelorette. This week they talk cat puns, first dates and "What's in the Box!" Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 03.17.2021

  It's The End Of The Road Ladies! (Ep149 Bachelor s25 Finale)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Blake Burkhart as the discuss the final episode and the "After The Rose" episodes of Matt James's season of The Bachelor.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 03.09.2021

  It's Fantasy Suite Time Baby!!! (Ep148 Bachelor s25 Fantasy Suites)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens, Rebekah Gibson and Blake Burkhart as the discuss the "Fantasy Suite" episode of Matt James's season of The Bachelor.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 03.02.2021

  Women Be Talking (Ep147 Bachelor s25 women tell all)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens, Rebekah Gibson and Blake Burkhart as the discuss the "Woman Tell All" episode of Matt James's season of The Bachelor.  Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 02.23.2021

  Did Matt just leave the show? (Ep146 Bachelor s25E08)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens. Rebekah Gibson and Blake Burkhart as the discuss Week 8 of The Bachelor. This week they talk surviving a crash in style, how boring the episode is, and did Serena Bugs Bunny Matt? Learn. Laugh. Live The...

  
• 02.16.2021

  Was this the most dramatic episode yet?? (Ep145 Bachelor s25E07)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens and Blake Burkhart as the discuss Week 7 of The Bachelor. This week they talk Abigail, contestants are dropping like flies, and Seal! Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 02.09.2021

  Is the real prank on us? (Ep144 Bachelor s25E06)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens, Blake Burkhart and Rebekah Gibson as the discuss Week 6 of The Bachelor. This week they talk pranks, who makes Matt really glow?? and seriously! Isn't this boring!   Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

  
• 02.02.2021

  You Can Escort Your Way Out (Ep143 Bachelor s25E05)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens, Blake Burkhart and Rebekah Gibson as the discuss Week 5 of The Bachelor. This week they talk the death of there queen, when are you old enough to realize what love really is?, and a great...

  
• 01.26.2021

  The Mean Muggin Episode (Ep142 Bachelor s25E04)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens, Blake Burkhart and Rebekah Gibson as the discuss Week 4 of The Bachelor. This week they talk "I can't believe it's only been 4 episodes", Did Victoria "jump the shark", and actress's at their best. Learn. Laugh....

  
• 01.19.2021

  The Queen (Victoria)'s Gambit (Ep141 Bachelor s25E03)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens, Blake Burkhart and Rebekah Gibson as the discuss Week 3 of The Bachelor. This week they talk Victoria's redemption with the Woman?, is Sarah and Matt too close to Clair and Dale? and where's your notes...

  
• 01.12.2021

  We Kneel to Our Queen Victoria (Ep140 Bachelor s25E02)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens, Blake Burkhart and Rebekah Gibson as the discuss Week 2 of The Bachelor. This week they talk Queen Victoria, mud in the face, and is this episode good without Victoria? Learn. Laugh. Live The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener...

  
• 01.05.2021

  Who Made The Grade? Part 3: The Premier (Ep139 Bachelor s25E01)

  Join comedians Jonah Jurkens, Blake Burkhart and Rebekah Gibson as the discuss the season premier of The Bachelor. This week they talk "Is Matt ready for primetime?", Queen dud if you ask us, and is Katie actually funny?? Learn. Laugh. Live...