He's done it again. With the news that Melbourne has cancelled their commitment to the 2026 Commonwealth Games, Matt's written a tune to reflect on the shock news.

In even better news, he's chosen a ripping '80s sound track as the backing music.

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00:00: Naffan from Beckenham plays Alphabucks
12:08: Matt's Commonwealth Games song
14:46: What's the big thing you had to cancel?
22:53: Playing dead with his kids backfired on Pete

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No one quite knows what that weird thing is that washed up at Green Head this week, least of all our own Matt Dyktynski.

So - he does what he's best at. Put all that confusion into another ripping tune.

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00:00: There’s a new flavour of Twisties, and we’re not sure how we feel…

13:02: What did you find washed up on shore?

20:31: Matt’s space junk song

22:41: That’s not Pharaoh

27:06: Taylor Tombides – DT38

32:08: Mel McLaughlin – FIFA Women’s World Cup

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00:00: Imagine swallowing a spider… no thanks!
12:37: The kids are back to school and some teachers may need therapy
14:58: Andrew Donaldson accidentally swallowed a jellyfish while swimming
19:53: What did you accidentally swallow?
25:34: Adrian Barich talks sport
30:50: This isn't pharaoh

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In today's podcast, Allan reveals why he's got a whole new respect for pole dancers after a huge night on the town.

How often do you wash your slippers?! Listeners reveal just how dirty they let their slippers get...

Plus, backup dancers to some of the world's BIGGEST superstars, Shirlene Quigley, joins Allan & Carly in studio after her incredible show with Lizzo on Friday.

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00:00 Producer Rami faces off with Amanda from the Mix Fam!

09:19 Corey – Auslan Stage Left At Lizzo

14:27 What Did You Send A Celeb?

24:11 What A Week

28:45 Oscar Allen

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00:00 Ever Got This Drunk?

09:40 Shane Hum - Divorce Expert

15:26 What Are You Trying To Get Your Kids Into?

28:04 Justin Longmuir

32:54 Matt's Song - Zuckerberg vs. Musk

36:11 Kymba;s Big Ones

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00:00 Hope You’re Not Eating While Listening To This!

11:05 Kymba The Tree Lopper

13:28 Do You Own A Cursed Item?

21:33 Seniors Aren't Acting Their Age

27:11 Old Mate's Stuck In A Hole

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00:00 Producer Rami Revealed Something Strange He Did During The Break

10:59 The Lengths We Go To To Get Our Kid's Stuff Back

22:47 Year Kidding Me

27:08 Pete Saw Something Amazing

30:21 The Swanbourne Whale

34:15 Who's Your Mummy

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