Have you been to Puerto Rico?  Or anywhere in Central America? I have.  And I can tell you, dogs there would happily spend their days lapping malt liquor from a toilet, given the opportunity.

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Ask Maverick which he loves more, the jacket or the motorcycle. He’ll say the jacket.  If he’s being honest.

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I like to think I have good manners and a modicum of class.  But the whole point of good manners is to put people at ease. I didn’t put Andres at ease.  In fact, I think I may have insulted him.

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I hope that at some point after the Lions-Seahawks game Kemp took a moment to reflect upon his magnificent achievement.  And to appreciate how, in a single moment, he had captured the kind of glory that so often eludes George Costanza and the rest of us.

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By the time he gets to my door, a beer puddle has formed around my feet.  The whole car smells like a dive bar. “Step out of the vehicle,” the cop says. 

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Park the mower, and grab a beer!  Timeless observations on toilet seats, high school idiocy, and mulch, based on the popular blog by Dan Bozung (danbozung.com/blog).