For things that pleased our Mamas such as Candida's romance.
We wear the sock and buskin to the taste of old John Ruskin
And we know just what we do, because we never take a chance!

Our mood is very "Roosh-in" you can tell it at a glance.
Our bare stage may look funny but it saves us lots of money.
And we know just what we do, Because we always take a chance.
For your attention, many thanks we've brought along subscription blanks,
For actor's Theatre that the audience may glory in.

And we know just what we do, because we always take a chance.
The Provincetown Playhouse still owns the art of Robert Edmond Jones,
]From the classic drama we're a notable secessionist.

When I met you girl my heart went knock knock
Now them butterflies in my stomach won't stop stop
And even though it's a struggle love is all we got
So we going keep keep climbin' to the mountain top

We bring drama to your great metropolis,
We are the little theatre group.
Each of us has built a small acropolis
To hold our little theatre troupe.
We'd be very glad to meet you, and greet you, and seat you and treat you just
Great.

Shouts out to all the motherfuckin' bricks, you know
From the one, the two, the three and the four
The five, the six, you know what it is, bitch
Whoo! Uh-heh, uh-heh, uh-heh
Shouts out to all them big booty freaks

Look into my eyes
Hear the words I can't say

You know that I'll always hear
The words that you never say

BT, December 17th baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah
BT, It's the return
Lemme go on and tell y'all in the backseat [?]
All the people ridin' one time
Who the fuck ridin?

If only I'd have known you had a storm to weather
So, before you go
Was there something I could've said to make it all stop hurting?
It kills me how your mind could make you feel so worthless
So, before you go

Would we be better off by now
If I'd have let my walls come down
Maybe I guess we'll never know
You know