In the long-awaited season two premiere, Sam and Preston go nocturnal! Sam is very tired and would like to sleep, perhaps indefinitely. To aid this the boys have a simple goal: turn off the lights. And not just their table-side lamps, the boys tackle every light source from massive challenges like the sun to simple tasks like killing every firefly. 

(We accidentally published an unfinished draft of this, and in that time, two of you listened to it. We see you. We know your pain.)

In Today's Episode: The Big Sick, Solar Dome, Moon Brakes, Doing A Chernobyl, and one or two bioluminescent genocides...