Miles tries to change pharmacies, while Bob gets hassled at the checkout. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl9qhyOltg4 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week I said, hey, Bob, take a walk on the wild side. And all the colored girls do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Cool. Static. Hello, everyone. This is Burgermeister Meister Burger. There'll be no toys for you. The funny thing is you kind of look like the Burgermeister Meister Burger. Yeah, I know. I was just watching this cartoon tonight. You do. You look like him. You kind of, you know, stick legs with a big, big potato body. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You can call me Warlock or Wizard. Yeah, not that guy. Wizard or Warlock. I don't know what this is. Hey, happy holidays. It's almost time. Might as well say it once. Happy holidays. Happy Hanukkah for those who celebrate. It started yesterday, I think. Happy holidays overall. Nice cold weather here. You got the blizzard. We got cold weather. It's all good, right? She got the gold mine and I got the shaft. She got the gold mine and I got the shaft. Seems confident, but it's too hot. Wow. Hey, son. So, yeah, it's all happening. Another year gone. Wow. Crazy Hanukkah. Wow. Wow. You're gone. Almost. A couple weeks here. We'll be done with that. Yeah. All happening. So what did you get me for Christmas? Anything? Well, I'm getting you nothing. Oh. But I actually did think about getting you something. I should talk about this. Yeah. Go on. A real quick thing.
i was, it was over the weekend, I think. And I'm like, I should, you know, I saw something and i'm like, this is something that miles needs, but if it's too expensive, I'm not getting it. Okay. Uh, you want to guess what it is a self-grooming kit as you bought me before, maybe, which i found very nose hair trimmer. Yeah. Yeah, I found that very awkward to get something from that. From one man to another. I thought that was a little… No, I… I came through one of the socials for a Talking Red Fox doll from the 70s. You big dummy, man. Yeah, and it was… And I'm like, if I can pick up one of these Talking Red Fox dolls for $20, I'm getting you that for Christmas.
So I went on the hunt, and they're all like 60 bucks. And I'm like, well. Oh, man, you got ripped off. Well, and it's not Fred Sanford. This is actually just Red Fox himself. Oh, he goes blue. Yeah, and it was a toy for children back in the 70s. Oh, nice. You got to wash your ass. That's right. You got it. You pull the string, and he said a few things. And I'm like, oh, Miles would love this. But I'm not spending over $20. And so I'm like, maybe I could get a cheap one. But no, no luck, my friend. I should get you a completely nonsensical gift. Okay. So nonsensical. Just completely. How about Tanya Harding porn pictures? I mean, you've already done that.
That was so 1990-something. They were photocopied into oblivion. They were like the 10th generation photocopy you sent to me. And not to mention, just recently you sent me something that was disturbing and weird. I don't want a Christmas gift. Just because this lady was missing some of her anatomy, you got a little uptight about it. It wasn't just that. It was like, why in the world, what made you sitting at home on your phone or whatever think, oh, Bob would really appreciate this. She's a model. I thought you'd like enjoy that keister. Do I send you model pictures or anything? No. I think you want to, but you don't. I don't want, if I wanted to, I'd do it. Okay. Well, whatever. And I opened it up. I'm like, what the fuck is it? What? It was an Instagram account of miles. I'm sure that you were trying to send this to somebody else and it accidentally came to me. No, no, no. I, well, I was, you know, cause I, you know, I have that cake sitter, you know, count that like a lot. And then, uh,
women and Bananas, you know, I like that one. But this one was featuring like models, but missing like some of their stuff, you know and we'll call them uh special models. I just thought you would enjoy it as a friend i know i did i was that was not anything that i really want to be. They're a pretty girl. was a pretty lady what's so what sure she's pretty. I'm just saying whenever you you know it's All right. Wow. I didn't know it was going to cause this much problems in your life. I'm sorry. Well, it's not causing problems. It's just like, why in the world would you think that I would want this? Because I knew this would be the reaction it would get. You'd be like, okay, that's three. Okay. The reality is it's kind of like you and your Paul McCartney wanker thing going on there.
I tell him one story about the Beatles, about Paul McCartney and his buddies were doing stuff together. Yeah. And then that's the, you just want to, you're just trying to get, you know, get my goat here. And you doubted that story. You said, no, you are lying. So I proved, I don't think I said, I think I said, well, I don't care. Why do I care about this? You doubted it. You're like, I, that never happened. I'm like, yes, it did. Yeah. George Harrison participated. It seems much more of a Ringo kind of thing. So anyway, I don't want your weird modeling. I saw it on Instagram. I thought you'd enjoy it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for trying to share something. There's no way you thought I would enjoy that. You thought, oh, I'm going to
you know, get this guy's goat right here. Let me send this over. Okay. For the rest of the year, I will try not to send anything else. Okay. Thank you. I'm going to send you a nonsensical gift though. Okay. But it won't be anything dirty. Just so you know, I don't get the mail. It won't be anything dirty. All right. So just relax. All right. I promise it won't be anything dirty. Okay. Well, I was going to get you this talking red fox thing, but $65 is way out of the budget that I would have for you. Yeah, don't do it. Yeah, exactly. So anyway, I do have a story. Well, bring on your story. So it is the season, you know, holiday season. And I went to Sam's Club for my usual assortment of
you know, grocery items. By yourself. By myself. And I was asked to pick up some gift cards for not even for me. I don't even know who it was for, to be honest with you. But they're like, you're going to go to Sam's. Why don't you pick up some gift cards and, you know, bring them home? Sure. You know, I'm not lounging around all day looking at special models and So I head on over to Sam's Club. Now, normally, I just use my phone because they have this system where you can just basically scan as you go and then just leave. I don't know if you've ever done. I'm sure you've never done this, but I do this all the time. This is way above me. Yeah, I was going to say this is way. You don't have to stand in the checkout. You literally just scan it.
And then when you leave, there's some little guy that goes, how many items you got? And then they figure, you know, they check you out and everything. So they don't, you're already paid and everything. They just say, yeah, leave the building. So I like this idea. Okay. No, it's great. I do it all the time, but with gift cards, you can't do that. Right. They have to do something. They have to do something on their fancy machines to enable the gift cards. And so I, um, I, uh, I had to go through the regular checkout. Right. Now I lucked out because normally the regular, they only have like one or two nowadays and the regular checkouts. And I lucked out because there really wasn't too many people in the lane. And so I, I scooted in there with all my stuff and my gift cards. And then I get to the front and I pull, I pull out my Sam's card, which I don't normally use. Hmm.
And I got this little old lady. She's like, I don't know why she's still working, to be honest with you. But that's the world today. And she's scared. She's like, this card's expired, sir. Can you go over to customers? I'm like, no, wait a minute. Hold on a second. Do you know who you're talking to? I go, I'll just bring it up on my phone. I normally do this on my phone. And so then I go and I bring it up on my phone. It says here, you know, touch here to get your card. And I do. And it says, oh, wait, we have to send a text to this number. And then you put in a code. I'm like, oh, my God. Right. And guess what? It's not my number. Oh. It's my wife's number. So then she's like, she's like, sir.
And I'm like, no, wait a minute. I'm like, it's texting her. I'm going to get the text, you know, and everything. And then this lady's complaining about me to the other lady. Yeah. I want to leave. I'm like, hold on just a second. I know this is going to, I get to get this code and then we'll be all good to go. Right. I mean, sir, I get off. We get off in 20 minutes, sir. If you could, Please hurry. This is the middle of the day. Our lunch break. The irony is just before I got up to the counter, she literally took like five minutes to bust open all of her change and put it in her change thing to give this other old lady back like 15 cents. Hold on.
And then I roll up there and I can't get my card. Oh, you can go to customer service. I'm like, hold on a minute. I didn't want to pull rank and say, you just wasted like 20 minutes of my time with this old bag who wanted paid cash. So I finally get it. I get my card, scans it. I'm like, see, it all worked out. We're all good. This lady was so angry with me. You know what, sir? She was so mad. And all for these stupid gift cards that I normally would never buy. I'm going to send you the Bugle Boy of Company B, sir, but you've ruined it. Yeah, you're like