I’m sitting on the shore of my isolation thirty-six thousand smoots across from P-town Massachusetts Bay fish do not have COVID-19 I’d stay with them, but I’d probably drown. Splendid Isolation We don’t need no one Splendid isolation

The time has come for us all to do something We will stop Trump anyhow anyway He’s not a man, he’s much worse than this virus When he is dead everyone one will sing YAY Splendid Isolation We don’t need no one Splendid isolation

If I sound angry, then yes you can hear me So many people just did not have to die it’s not too late to save thousands of others just practice kindness and be willing to try Splendid Isolation We don’t need no one Splendid isolation

Just wear your mask, don’t think hard about it so what who cares if you feel like a jerk It’s just a mask, I wear mine to protect you wear yours for me - you can still smile a smirk Splendid Isolation We don’t need no one Splendid isolation

Six planes crash here everyday in ‘Merica Every four hours airplanes fall from the sky Our Bunker Boy meanwhile plays golf, he’s busy Welcome aboard Trump Air you’re all gonna die Splendid Isolation We don’t need no one Splendid isolation

The things that scare me ‘bout this damn pandemic It’s that its gonna get worse than before The second wave’s coming in just three months now much worse than first wave at heretofore Splendid Isolation We don’t need no one Splendid isolation

I find no joy in saying “I told ya” I told you so Texas, Arizona I was right and you weren’t ’bout this virus Wish you believed me ‘bout this in Florida Splendid Isolation We don’t need no one Splendid isolation

The How and Why of this is what I’m am talking So first I’ll tell you how I produce this show of course the Why is my reason for talking It’s not important but at least know you know Splendid Isolation We don’t need no one Splendid isolation

I have no patience for those ignoring science
 in this pandemic, they're just making it worse There’s no excuse for their motivated reasoning
 blaming on politics just makes them perverse Splendid Isolation We don’t need no one Splendid isolation

I reserved seats for Trumps New Hampshire rally one hundred twenty seats to see Bunker Boy I’m pretty sure I won’t be in attendance That tiny crowd up there I doubt he’ll enjoy Splendid Isolation We don’t need no one Splendid isolation