This week, Yvgenii stays up way too late, Phil isn't scared of Scientology, and Phil gives Yvgenii flashbacks with "down by the river".

This week, Phil tries to convince Yvgenii that germ factories are synonymous with schools. Yvgenii finally gets Phil to admit that he doesn't need to move to the East Coast, and Phil breaks Yvgenii again.

This week, Yvgenii forgets how to form words, Phil questions his desire to start a fast-food podcast with Michael, and Apple comes up again.

This week, Yvgenii loses a fight with a ghost pepper, Phil’s friend finally goes “stick”, and Yvgenii goads Phil with his feelings on the new Mac Pro.

Phil is shopping for his Soccer Dad car. Yvgenii is recovering from a Hyperthetical recording with Michael, and Phil finally gets his first revenge for Yvgenii's evil pen-pal letter.

This week Yvgenii burns himself, Phil calls out flat Earthers, dad jokes abound, and the two decompress about their hatred of certain game stores. Yvgenii also potentially hurts Phil's feelings.

This week, the guys complain about their respective weather. Yvgenii tries to get an emotional reaction from Phil with Emo Bands. Phil tells Yvgenii to relinquish his nerd card, and they talk about Michael from Hyperthetical.

This week, Phil and Yvgenii fall down the rabbit hole of Morale Patches on Amazon and Phil struggles to get a screen shot to downscale to approved standards for Discord.

This week, Phil helps Yvgenii shop for some non essentials on Amazon causing them to get sidetracked by coffee, energy drinks, and some things that just can't be unseen. Phil also gives Yvgenii plenty of reason to bring out the censorship button.

Can you go off road when you are already "off road"? Are Car Play and Google Assist really the pinnacle of automotive achievement? The guys tackle those and more, this week on Phil-osophical.