As the bright sunlight of the SuperBowl retreats into the darkness of off-season, we plead you bask with us in the warmth of Free Agency and the NFL Combine. Who do the Seahawks feel can help take the roster over the top and is there another McCaffrey-esque trade wading in the midst to swing the pendulum we call the NFL playoff odds? Also.... PUNT GOD LIVES?!

Seahawks youngest coach ever?! Superbowl predictions?! ACTUALLY, it's Bottom trying to tell us that there is life outside of the NFL and that the Blazers are basically on track to win a Superbowl of their own. 

Dr. Nasty lays out a clear and non-Beastmode plan to fix the Seahawks while the Commish suggests his Space Cowboys theories and discusses cooking a whole damn fish. 

Welp, Pete is out and Zak is in. Tune in to find out if Spite McKee can, not just shit all over Bliss for having the worst Phinnecky Finals appearance of all time, but also find a solution that may boost Hawks back to their rightful perch atop the NFC West.

NostraSnakus hops on the pod to tell us Dawgs suck, Bliss is bad and whether we can draft Falcon's skill players next season or no?

It's Championship Week and the reigning champ, King Tez, is here to help Benjamin Blisstopher avoid what could possibly be the most embarrassing loss in Phinnecky Cup History... and it all could start with Jarret Stidham?!

It's FINALS WEEK and everyone is wondering whether it's Bliss or Zak that stay sober enough to wake up in time for the last exam of the semester. Snake joins the pod to vent his pain and announce WHO DECIDES THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP?! Bliss's Lions or Zak's Rams OR is this ACTUALLY a battle between two of the NFL's most disliked head coaches?! SHED THOSE PANTS, CLICK PLAY AND FIND OUT! 

HO HO HO! This EXTREMELY special episode of Phinnecky was written and produced by Cal so you KNOW it's loaded with hot takes such as: "CAN UNCLE SNAKE COME BACK VS BLISS? CAN BOTTOM TRUST KING HENRY VS SEAHAWKS? and "WHAT SHOULD THE COUGS DO WITH ALL UW'S MONEY?!"

JP joins the pod to discuss LOSERS WEEK and the Final Four that remain in the Phinnecky Playoffs (SPOILER ALERT: JP IS NOT IN THE FINAL FOUR). Chap is also present for the pod but primarily limits his contributions to the pod by getting stuck on a rocking horse. 

In true Thunderdome style, five Phinnecky teams enter Week 14 but only four shall live to see the playoffs!!! Why will Bliss be eliminated? FIND OUT NOW AND CLICK PLAY!!!