Phoenix Winter: MLP Songs

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Phoenix Winter: MLP Songs episodes

July 11, 2014 Epic Rap Battle Of MLP - (Mandopony vs AcousticBrony)
THIS MUSIC CONTAINS SWEARING
you have been warned
(here's a bonus!! let me know who won in the comments below)
I had a hard time deciding but in the end Mandopony won.
Lyrics:
(MandoPony)
Let me show you how we do it in AMERICA son
You'll be crying in the loo by the time this is done
I'm the Brony every mother buckin' Brony should know
I'm so dope I wrote songs that oughta be in the show
Now AcousticBrony is all up in my face
So you better rap tight or get outta this place
Cuz when it comes to rappin, you're gonna have an epic fail
Your gonna derp it up like you're delivering mail!
(AcousticBrony)
Call yourself a musician? I don't know how you survived
By the end of all this your 'fans' will have all unsubscribed!
So listen up Mando, I'll tell you JUST how I feel
But buckle up first cause this shits about to get real!
Everpony can see that you talk NOTHING but SHIT
I see you right through your charade, so you may as well quit
You think your songs are better, bro you must be insane
You'll never beat me, cause this is MY domain
(MandoPony)
Please! Your domain is smaller than your ENGLISH WILLY
I'm like Big Mac son, you're still just a little filly
Ain't nopony gonna beat my sick-ass rhymes
I been on Equestria Daily like 14 times!
I even make chiptunes, you silly Brony Limey
Kinda like RainbowCrash, except the music was actually WRITTEN by me
You got the subs, but but I got the hard reality
Your fame is in its twilight, you got a lotta crepuscularity
(AcousticBrony)
You're like a big mac? So you're no good for anypony..
Come on.. just admit it.. you're nothing but a phony!
You may have been able to get your songs on E-Q-D
But you know that don't mean shit, cause you ain't got nothing on me
You got your 8-bits, but I got my 8 inch weenie
My music is magic, I'm like a mother bucking genie
To be honest, you're pathetic, but that's not all that you are..
You're a desperate virgin douche bag who plays a miniature guitar!
(MandoPony)
My mandolin's more dope than anything you ever seen
I'm a folk, punk, electro-rapping MLP machine
I'm so ill I need an appointment with Dr. Whooves
While Vinyl Scratch shakes her flank to my superfly grooves
I never been a brony to hate on other brony musicians
But I feel that I been blessed, obsessed, caressed and in a rather unique position
I got a thousand screamin' YouTube fans who'll back me up
When I tell AcousticBrony to SHUT THE BUCK UP!
(AcousticBrony)
I hate to say it, but you're nothing more than a disaster!
You're out of your league, you're against a real buckin' master!
What is it with you? Does the message not get through?
You're just a waste of time, not even Fluttershy loves you!
I dont need to come back with a great verse, I have no fear..
Cause you're just tryna get to the top, using nothing but my ideas!
MandoPony? Who's that? Nobody gives 2 shits...
I'll continue to rise and watch your career fall to bits!
(MandoPony)
My career ain't falling to bits, I'm just getting started
I gotta list your talent among the dearly departed
It's the gospel according to MandoPony, y'all receive it?
This Epic Battle is OVER, and I won -- BELIEVE IT!
(AcousticBrony)
I've got more talent than you in HALF my pinkie finger
And even Dashie has to laugh when you try and call yourself a singer
You're not getting anywhere fast, this will all be over soon
So pack your bags son, cause I'm sending you straight to the moon
4 min
July 11, 2014 Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Octavia vs DJ Pon3)
(I saved the best for last. Who won? Let me know in the comment below)
Im not being biased but Octavia defiantly won!!!!!
Lyrics:
(Octavia)
I'll put a classical spin on this silly rap game,
I shouldn't need to use words to put your music to shame,
It's just senseless noise, filled with wubs and bass,
My symphonies attract millions from all over the place,
You should ditch those foolish glasses, start dressing with style,
With my elegant bow tie, that should beat by a mile,
I didn't see you at the Gala, what happened? Were you late?
Oh that's right, the hired me 'cause you're so second-rate
(DJ Pon3)
It's time to crank this bass all the way to eleven,
You guys were boring at the Gala, but I rocked the Royal Weddin',
You're music's centuries old, mine always goes viral,
Think you can compete with me? You're not even a rival,
You think that you're big and professional because you play with a band?
Then how come I'm the one whose gotten more attention from fans?
You're too fancy for a fight, I'll be the last one standin',
There's no way you stand a chance against MY BASS CANNON,
(Octavia)
You clean dishes with those wubs, you think that's gonna scare me?
You must be crazy as your mane little miss P0N-3,
My music's stood the test of time and my career's at its peak,
I'd be surprised if anyone remembers you in a week,
You're just a flash in the pan, barely making the charts,
There's no way your electronics can compete with my art,
I've been playing countless instruments, all since the cradle,
I'll leave your head spinning faster than your precious turn tables
(DJ Pon3)
Barely making the charts? I'm a musical star!
You're like the Trixie of music, all stuck up and sub-par,
I've worked with the best and I'm adored by the rest!
You just play with snooty pests in bowties and vests,
Some rap battle Tavi, I wouldn't call this a fight,
You're cranky all the time 'cause you're "so uptight",
Nopony listens to classical, you might as well quit,
'Cause I'm the master of beats, so LET'S SPIN THIS S***!
3 min
July 11, 2014 Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Pinkie Pie vs Twilight Sparkle)
(let me know who won by commenting it down below at the comment)
Twilight won again!!!!
Lyrics:
(Pinkie pie)
Pinkie senses are twitching look like you're in trouble!
You're defenseless and weak, so the fun has been doubled
After years of study, you're only at trick twenty-six?!
Maybe you could get some lessons from you old buddy Trix
you're Celestia's puppet you could barely hatch Spike
You're about as good with magic as you are on the mic
You think reading and books are gonna give you what it takes?
Wait till you get a taste of my delicious cupcakes!
(Twilight)
Spike, take this down and leave no detail out
Cause you don't have a prayer in this lyrical bout
You're gonna beat me with what? A toothless alligator?
I'll show you up and take you down just like an ursa major
Don't giggle at the ghosties, you'll be joining them soon
I'll get the princess to ship your little flank to the moon
A thousand years up there will make you crazy said and done
Oh wait, you've got that covered little miss party of one.
(Pinkie Pie)
you're calling me crazy? Did you forget lesson zero?
I defeated the parasprites, I'm everponie's hero
You don't stand a chance, I'll be completely honest
I'll break you down like the fourth wall and that's a pinkie promise!
You think you can stomp me but your efforts are in vain
You wanna get on my level? I'll be out in the chocolate rain
I'm the smiling pony with the most notorious fanon
I'll mow you down with one blast from my party cannon!
(Twilight)
Go farm some rocks cause you cant make the grade
You don have a clue how Equestia was made
You assault me with cake? That's pathetic and sad
And you don't make baked goods, you just make baked bads
Your parties are lame, they're just like your pranks
But when it comes to magic I'm the top of the ranks
And guess what I think my letter's gonna be on time
Cause i found a friendship problem, you'll do just fine.
3 min
July 07, 2014 Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Queen Chrysalis vs Discord)
(let me know who won by typing it in the comment below)
Discord won!
Lyrics:
(Chrysalis)
This battle will be perfect it, will surely be your fall,
I’ve dreamed of certain victories like this since I was small,
Think you could harm me clown? I could make you my slave,
I’ve got a nice spot for you in the Canterlot caves,
I’ve an entire army of changelings on my side,
You just have cotton candy and way too much pride,
I’m the destroyer of love, you just dance in window panes,
I’ll take all of Equestria, hold the chocolate rain.
(Discord)
Why hello Chryssie! I don’t believe we’ve met before,
Either way soon you’ll learn not to challenge Discord
You need an army of changelings? I can do it alone
It took the Elements of Harmony to turn me into stone,
You’re talking big game but your skill is sure is lacking
All they need is gushy romance to send you packing
I corrupted the mane six, wreaked chaos like no other
All you did was go to bed with Twilight Sparkle’s brother
(Chrysalis)
What an absolutely ridiculous sentiment
Creator of Chaos? You’re a block of cement
You’re a tourist attraction, meant for field trip displays
I may have been defeated once but I can fight another day
I overpowered Celestia with one magical blast
You mere mix-and-match creature, you’re a thing of the past
Yore rhyming riddles won’t work on me, never can
Now back to stone with you, back where you began!
(Discord)
You’re too serious my dear, what’s the fun in making sense?
You have holes in your brain too? You seem a bit dense
When it comes to superpowers, you got stuck with the dregs
I can see through all your guises like I see through your legs
You call yourself a queen? Now to that I must object
You can’t even find food for your “loyal subjects”
All you do is change shape I can change all reality
I’ll take away your throne leaving you bowing down to me.
3 min
July 05, 2014 Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Princess Celestia vs Princess Luna)
(who won? let me know in the comment)
I love Luna, but i must painfully admit that Celestia won
Lyrics:
(Celestia)
It’s been a thousand years since I’ve seen you like this,
But I think it’s fair to tell you that you haven’t been missed,
I’m with these ponies all the time you’re a one-night act,
By the way where were you when the changelings attack?
In ever competition you’re still second place,
How can anypony like you when you scream in their face?
You need a night just for yourself, who’d have guessed you’d be so vain?
I think rarity was wrong dear you’re the royal pain.
(Luna)
Something wrong Celestia? You seem lyrically troubled,
I know all you’re trick sis, my fun is sure to be doubled.
All-powerful ruler? You delusional foal
You don’t love your subject you love being a troll,
When I was nightmare moon you were no where to be found,
Let us both face it sis it’s time for you to step down,
Tis the end of the line, don’t bother calling help,
Thy skills never stood a chance, thou ungrateful whelp!
(Celestia)
A thousand years on the moon and you still think you rule,
It’s like magic kindergarten sis you’re goanna get schooled,
You’re as dreadful as the Gala and about as fake too
Why, even Twilight Sparkle is more powerful then you,
You’re goanna make me step down? Oh, I wouldn’t make that bet.
I’ve been running night and day without breaking a sweat,
By the Elements of Harmony you’ll be once again be kicked out,
When you’re back on the moon you’ll have a lot to thing about.
(Luna)
I’ve been easy on you so far but you left me no choice,
NOW PEPARE TO FEEL A WRATH OF OUR CANTERLOT VOICE,
So stand back dear sis, let us show thee how it’s done,
We have power over you we shall blot out the sun,
Superior to us? Ha! Tis a lie,
Like a nightmare night spider we’ll just toss you aside,
We’ll banish you this time, thou had best take thy leave
This battle is over, how many points do I receive?
2 min
June 30, 2014 Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Iron Will vs Zecora)
(give your opinion who won by typing it in the comment below)
this was a hard one but i think Zecora won!
Lyrics:
[Iron Will]
Get back, Fruity Stripe
It's about to go down!
Make way for the greatest
Motivator around!
Iron Will's the name
Training ponies is my game!
And my beat will hit you harder
Than the grill of a train!
You got your feet full of peat
I've got rock-hard abs!
So just crawl back in your hut
And keep cooking your hash!
I'll be laying you out
With my 12 step course
Cause there's more than one way
To skin a jive-talking-horse!
You talk in tongues!
They think you're a freak!
I'm gonna school you real fast
But it won't come cheap!
Bringing the pain in the name
Of the great Iron Will!
You got served, Miss Cleo
Now I'm serving you the bill!
[Zecora]
Have you gone mad?
Don't be wasting my time!
Do you dare challenge me
To a battle of rhyme?
My advice is sage
All you do is gloat!
At least I never ride
The backside of a goat!
Are you feeling shy?
Come look me in the eye!
You'll never beat me
But you're welcome to try
I'm the very last mare
You want to provoke
Your mighty pecs will be hexed
By my Poison Joke
You're a fool of a bull
Who keeps talking like a tool
I don't mean to be cruel
But you're gonna lose the duel!
I wipe away the ills
Of the dreaded Cutie Pox
But nopony can help your
Numb skull full of rocks!
[Iron Will]
You blow Voodoo smoke
While I bring in results!
I can motivate the plot
Of any mare and colt!
Cut the witch doctor crap
And let me take the lead!
I'll show you how it's done
Satisfaction guaranteed!
I'd hate to be you now
You done rattled my cage!
I turn shy little ponies
Into balls of rage!
You're gonna straight lose
When I blow my fuse!
You wanna rap against me
Then I'll WRATH AGAINST YOU!
[Zecora]
Big talk from a thug
Who got beat by a tree!
Throw your tantrum, boy
It don't matter to me
You think you can survive
These neck of the woods?
You're in Everfree now
And this here is MY hood!
I'm a rhyming enchantress
With spellbinding dances
Run back to your maze
Cause you ran out of chances!
I'll tear you anew
And when I'm through
I'll serve you in a pot of my boiled beef stew!
3 min
June 30, 2014 Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Rainbowdash vs Fluttershy)
(tell me who you thought won in the comment below)
Fluttershy defiantly won this one!
Lyrics:
(Rainbow Dash)
Straight outta Clousdale, this won't be pretty
I'm gonna fly circles 'round this timid little filly
So you wanna be a tree? well i'll knock on wood
You won't even do the things that peguasi should
I can fly miles high while you're stuck on the ground
How does it fell to have wings, and still be earthbound?
You're weak you're scared to even go to the park
If it wasn't for me you wouldn't have a cutie mark
(Fluttershy)
If you don't mind, i'd just like to say
Hush now, quiet now stay out of my way
I'm the element of kindness, i don't want to talk trash
But i think there's a reason why they call you Rainbow Crash
i've shined across Equestria, I'm cute as can be,
i'll make your heart melt with one of my adorable *squees*
it's no comparison, just my stares will leave you maimed
call you Philomeana 'cause you're about to go down in flames
(Rainbow Dash)
Better watch what you say, 'cause i'll bring the pain,
I'm on weather patrol and i can make it rain,
I'm glad that cockatrice didn't turn you into stone
I prefer the opportunity to beat you on my own
Listen here Clutzershy you just might be surprised
you know what i see when i look in your eyes?
i see your end, your fall I see your certain doom
You'll be destroyed by a dash of sonic rainboom!
(Fluttershy)
I feel sorry for you and the poor rhymes you're spittin'
You're about as self-delusional as Gilda the Griffon
don't look at me to jump on your band wagon,
I'm the only pony with the guts to stare down at dragons
Think you're a better flyer than every filly and colt
Well i just have to wonder why you're not a Wonderbolt
Truth is, you're slow, I have to set the pace
You know what's soaking wet and clueless?
Your face!
2 min
June 30, 2014 Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Rarity vs Applejack)
(let me know who won the the comment below!)
AJ won this by a mile!!
Lyrics:
(rarity)
Applejack darling, try to keep up if you can
these might be big words for a scruffy farmhand
when it comes to high class, you can't pass the test
i've seen your sense style, it's the art of a mess
better fetch nurse Redheart 'cause this is going to hurt
my very elegance an poise will leave you lost in the dirt
you're an uncouth runner-up in a rowdy rodeo
but i'm the type of pony every pony should know
(applejack)
Beg pardon Rarity, but you're in for a shock
y'all can't compete with me, when your destiny's a rock
the most dependable of ponies says you don't have a clue
heck, even Sweetie Belle prefers me over you
and you're generous? Ha! that's a lie i must confess
you made spike gave up a ruby on his birthday on less
you're a fussy neatfreak, you're not a real fighter
i'll crush and stomp you out, just like homemade apple cider
(rarity)
of all the thing that could happen, this is the worst possible thing
By the time this battle's over, you'll have a new song to sing
you're a common farm worker, my beauty is rare
you've been a crime against fashion ever since your flank was bare
we don't normally wear clothes well as a matter of fact
you're the only earth pony who always wears a hat
just go buck some apples, you need practice at rhyming
i don't mean to complain but i though you wanted whining
(applejack)
y'all think you're so special in your fancy boutique
you have a nervous breakdown just about every week
listen here sugarcube you may think you're all that
but i got a great family you've just got a mean cat
if Pinkie brings smiles, then all you bring are frowns
even lousy diamond dogs can't stand to have you around
But i may have been harsh, a little too rough
you're true love is Prince Blueblood, that's punishment enough
3 min
June 29, 2014 Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Twilight vs Trixie)
(tell me in the comment who you think won)
Twilight won this one!
Lyrics:
[Trixie]
They call me Trixie!
The master bitch of all magic spells!
You say your name is Twilight Sparkle?
That don't ring any bells!
I've slayed an Ursa Major!
All your feats are just minor!
I'll take you back to school, Twi
And show you who's the best rhymer
I've got crowds from everywhere
They come to see my magic!
My spells are straight electrifying!
I'm dropping gods, it's tragic!
So check yourself, you impudent foal
I'll make you stagger!
By the way, your horn looks kinda limp
Go and take some Viagra!
And while you're at it
Just put the books down, you freaking nerd!
You'd have to read to know how to breathe
You're fucking that absurd!
I thought the books were better than you!
Ed and Bella still got more class!
So just take a pass
Cause if you keep coming
Then Trixie will come beat your ass!
[Twilight]
Dear Princess Celestia
I learned this today:
Some mares like Trixie talk shit
What else can I say?
To make it worse
They're cocky, always leaving you sweatin'
But when they're talking like a bitch
Then go and teach them a lesson!
You say your spells are great and powerful?
I learned from the best!
You're just a washed up Vegas reject
Who failed her magic test!
I've got a dragon with wits
That are sharper than razors
What kind of friends you got, bitch?
Some smoke machines and some lasers?
Magic is my element
I do not need to be told
Bitch, I was casting stronger magic
When I was just a foal!
You're a fraud!
A bigger chicken than Scootaloo!
I was hoof-chosen by the princess
Now where the fuck does that leave you?
[Trixie]
Hoof-chosen? By a troll?
You're a pretty dense bloke
She probably just chose you
As one of her big fucking jokes!
I'll beat you down, Twi
Make you cry
So best watch what you're startin'!
I'll leave you so stumped
They'll send you back to Magic Kindergarten!
[Twilight]
Now Spike, take a letter
Cause the bitch doesn't know
The kind of Nightmare Night she's bringing
When she puts on this show!
Silly mare, tricks are for kids
You fucking failure!
But don't worry, girl
Though you suck, you've still got Snips and Snails
3 min
June 29, 2014 Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Prince Blueblood vs Big Macintosh)
(let me know who you think won by typing it in the comment below)
I think Big Macintosh won
Lyrics:
[Blueblood]
Oh please, you little pauper
Do you know who I am?
I'm a prince. Against me
I'm surprised that you can stand
They sent some filthy work horse to fight?
Oh, how absurd!
How can you rap battle?
You only know two words!
You're such a joke!
When you were a dog, you had more brains!
Spend less time with colts
And we won't think that you're gay!
You call this game a rap battle?
Well, this will be over quick
But I'm not leaving 'till I teach this mutt
A few brand new tricks!
There's nothing big about you
You won't leave anyone wowing
That's probably why your garden
Is the only field you're plowing
I'll leave your eyes derping in circles
By the end of this song!
And you'll keep saying to yourself
"I just don't know what went wrong!"
[Big Mac]
You like to talk a big game
You sure are pompous, eeyup!
But everything that you've said
Just doesn't seem to add up
Now pardon me if I'm wrong
You see, I'm no good at math
But I don't need to know what 2 plus 2 is
To whoop your ass!
I may not be the brightest bulb
Or the sharpest of nails
But you're so dense that people
Think you're delivering their mail
You're a coward! A chump!
You're not cut out for this game!
Oh by the way
You have a little bit of dirt in your mane
They call you Blueblood?
I'm sure that's not the only thing blue
If anypony is a joke here
It's probably you
You've gone way out of your league
Just pack your bags and go home
They call me Big for a reason:
Too much to handle on your own!
[Blueblood]
You've taken one too many apples to the head
You big fool!
Go back to your "Schmoopy Woopy Pie"
Cause you're about to get schooled!
Too much to handle on my own?
Oh, you think that you're scary?
You got tricked by your sis
A chicken, and dictionary!
This ain't a rodeo, you pig
Now get that dirt off your coat!
Cause while you're stuck in the mud
I'm in the air, on a boat!
Go cling to Smarty Pants and cry yourself to sleep
You big dope!
Do you still think you can win?
Because the answer's "Nnnope!"
[Big Mac]
Every rose has its thorn?
Well, you could have fooled me!
Because you sure ain't no flower, prince
You're more like a weed!
I'll buck you like a rotten apple
Kick you out in the rain
You're not a prince, Blueblood
You're just a big royal pain!
Where's your charming attitude now?
What's wrong, are you scared?
Because I shot you down like Rarity
Or some other mare?
You better saddle up and leave
Before I show you some harm
So get your royal ass up
And get the buck off my farm!
3 min

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