_Hopscotch_ has it all: drag queens, Tupperware, dogs who destroy holy relics, Dr. Phil's pancake, and more.

Here's the first recording I ever made at podOmatic -- a silly, fake-news-style "interview" with the President. Posted here to give it a more stable Web address (its position keeps bumping around in podOmatic's list as we interviewers all jockey for popularity).

Is this thing on? Welcome to a bunch of trivia about my kitchen. If you hate podcasts that are about such inane matters as what someone's cat did last week, today might not be your day.