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April 24The PHP Podcast 2026.04.23
 
 
PHP Podcast – April 23, 2026
Hosts: Eric Van Johnson & John
Duration: ~1 hour 10 minutes
Episode Summary
Eric and John return to the podcast after a few weeks away, discussing everything from Disneyland trips and bowling tournaments to EAV database nightmares, editor wars (Vim vs. PHPStorm), AI coding tools, and the state of in-person PHP community events.
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Show Notes & Timestamps
[00:00] Welcome Back – Eric and John return after Joe, Sarah, and Sammy filled in last week
[02:45] Technical Difficulties – Eric’s streaming setup continues to cause problems
[04:30] PHP Architect Consulting – Reminder that PHP Architect does real-world consulting work (augment teams or full team)
[06:15] PHP Tek Countdown – 26 days away! Less than 4 weeks
[08:30] John’s Disneyland Trip – Family spring break trip with a clever 3-day pass hack
[12:00] Bowling Tournament – John competed in Reno for U.S. Championship (singles: 1,963rd, doubles: 2,599th, team: 607th)
[14:00] Joe Ferguson News – Congratulations to Joe on becoming PHP Release Manager!
[16:30] EAV Database Nightmare – John’s journey removing Entity-Attribute-Value system after 10+ years (running out of bigint IDs)
[28:00] Editor Wars: Vim vs. PHPStorm – Eric’s return to NeoVim after trying VS Code. Discussion of keybindings, speed, and muscle memory
[38:00] AI Coding Tools – Using Claude Code with subagents (front-end, back-end, database, QA). Discussion of productivity gains and QA bottlenecks
[46:00] Docker Sandbox for Claude – John explains running Claude in Docker sandbox mode for project isolation
[52:00] PHP Tek Mobile App – Holly (listener/mobile dev) offered to build an attendee app with wallet pass integration
[56:30] Trailer Disaster Averted – Holly got trailer tires changed just before record flooding at the storage location
[01:01:00] PHP Verse 2026 – JetBrains virtual event. Discussion of value of in-person vs. virtual conferences
[01:08:00] Bitwarden CLI Security Alert – Trojan horse in version 2026.4.0 (credential stealer). Verify your installation!
[01:13:00] Security & AI – Discussion of supply chain attacks, npm pre-install hooks, and risks of AI-generated code without review
Links Mentioned
Displace Technologies – Episode sponsor
PHP Podcast Discord
PHP Architect on YouTube
PHP Architect – Consulting & Magazine
PHP Tek 2026 – 26 days away!
PHP Verse 2026 – JetBrains virtual event
SessionEye – Conference schedule management
Quotes
“I’m still coding but I’m not doing like a full end-to-end coding anymore… I don’t know if I need PHPStorm anymore.”
– Eric on how AI tools have changed his workflow
“It’s like you go away on vacation and you have a great time… but you come home and you lay down in your bed and you’re like, ‘Oh wait, this feels better.'”
– Eric describing his return to Vim
“I’m embracing these early adopters of ‘we don’t need developers anymore, we have AI’ because I’m charging them a lot of money here in a couple of years.”
– Eric on fixing AI-generated code
Host:
Eric Van Johnson
X: @shocm
Mastodon: @[email protected]
Bluesky: @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social
PHPArch.me: @eric
John Congdon
X: @johncongdon
Mastodon: @[email protected]
Bluesky: @johncongdon.bsky.social
PHPArch.me: @john
Streams:
Youtube Channel
Twitch
Connect & Hire
PHP Architect Website
Twitter/X
Mastodon
Hire PHP Developers
Looking to hire PHP developers? Email [email protected] – Joe and the team are available for consulting, infrastructure work, Ansible playbooks, and code review.
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Next Episode
Join us next week for more PHP news, tech talk, and community updates. See you at PHP Tek!
Got feedback? Join us on Discord at discord.phparch.com
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1 hr 11 min
April 22Community Corner: The AI Refactor with Kumuda Sreenivasa

In this episode, Scott talks Kumuda Sreenivasa about her talk on using AI to help with refactoring/replacing legacy system that she’s be presenting at JStek 2026.
Links:
Our Discord – https://discord.gg/aMTxunVx
Buy our shirts – https://store.phparch.com/products/community-corner-podcast-t-shirt
Kumuda’s Links:
LinkedIn – https://www.linkedin.com/in/kumudas/
Scott’s Links:
Website – https://scott.keck-warren.com/
Bluesky – https://bsky.app/profile/scottkeckwarren.bsky.social
LinkedIn – https://www.linkedin.com/in/scott-keck-warren-91689810/
Mastodon – https://phpc.social/@scottkeckwarren
PHP Architect Social Media:
X: https://x.com/phparch
Mastodon: https://phparch.social/@phparch
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/phparch.com
Discord: https://discord.phparch.com
Subscribe to our magazine: https://www.phparch.com/subscribe/
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12 min
April 17PHP Alive And Kicking: Episode 22 Sara Golemon

Sara Golemon returns to the show — her first appearance was way back in Episode 2 — for a deep dive into Git Worktrees, a powerful but underused Git feature that lets you work on multiple branches simultaneously without the overhead of stashing, context-switching, or rebuilding from scratch. The episode covers practical real-world use cases, a live demo on the PHP source repo, Docker/Lando integration, and some lively chat about AI, scripting, and developer productivity.
Topics Covered
Git Worktrees Main Topic
Rather than switching between branches and losing build state, Git Worktrees let you check out multiple branches into separate directories — all sharing a single .git history.
How Worktrees differ from standard git checkout branch switching
Why they shine for projects with build artifacts (compiled code, minified JS) — no recompile on directory switch
Working with PHP’s multi-version release branches (8.1 → 8.2 → 8.3 → 8.4 → 8.5 → master) simultaneously
Merging a fix up through all active PHP release branches in a live demo
Pushing all branches at once from a single shared .git directory
Cleaning up with git worktree prune — just deleting the folder isn’t enough!
git worktree add
git worktree list
git worktree prune
git branch -d # Only works after pruning
Worktrees + Docker / Web Development
The hosts explored how Worktrees fit into a typical PHP web dev workflow with Docker.
Run multiple Docker Compose environments simultaneously — one per Worktree/branch
Port clashing is real; solutions include scripted aliases and Lando (handles conflicts automatically)
Sara’s Git alias new from Facebook/Meta automated Worktree creation and assigned unique IPs per ticket
composer install only needs to run once per Worktree — not on every branch switch
PHP Architect Social Media:
X: https://x.com/phparch
Mastodon: https://phparch.social/@phparch
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/phparch.com
PHPArch.me: https://phparch.me/@phparch
Discord: https://discord.phparch.com
Subscribe to our magazine: https://www.phparch.com/subscribe/

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1 hr 3 min
April 17The PHP Podcast 2026.04.16 with Sara, Joe, and Sami
 
 
The PHP Podcast streams live, typically every Thursday at 3 PM PT. Come join us and subscribe to our YouTube channel.
Another fun episode of the PHP Podcast! Here’s what we covered:
Sammy Powers Returns! – After 4 years away from the PHP community, Sammy joins us from Germany where he’s working on immigration and building quantum trade schools
Quantum Computing & PHP – Deep dive into quantum technology, post-quantum cryptography, and why PHP developers should care about SHA-3 and quantum-safe algorithms
Joe Ferguson Named PHP 8.6 Release Manager – Congratulations to Joe on being selected alongside Matteo Beccati and Daniel Scherzer for the 8.6 release team
PHP Foundation Updates – Elizabeth Barron’s new blog post summarizing community outreach and the Foundation’s direction
PHP Tek 2026 – Coming up in Chicago at the Sheraton O’Hare
PHP Day Verona – May 14-16 in Italy
PHP Roundtable Memories – Nostalgia about the show’s history and vision for community-driven episodes
CodeRabbit Sponsorship – AI-powered code reviews for your pull requests
Links from the show:
The PHP Podcast 2026.04.16 with Sara, Joe, and Sammy
CodeRabbit – AI Code Review Co-pilot
PHP Foundation Blog – Elizabeth Barron’s Community Outreach Summary
Subscribe to PHP Architect Magazine
externals.io – PHP RFCs and Release Manager Announcements
PHP Architect YouTube Channel
PHP Tek 2026 – Chicago
PHP Day 2026 – Verona, Italy (May 14-16)
PHP Architect on Mastodon
PHP Architect on Bluesky
PHP Architect Discord
X: https://x.com/phparch
Mastodon: https://phparch.social/@phparch
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/phparch.com
Discord: https://discord.phparch.com
PHPArch.me: https://phparch.me/@phparch
Merch: https://store.phparch.com
Subscribe to our magazine: https://www.phparch.com/subscribe/
Host:
Eric Van Johnson
X: @shocm
Mastodon: @[email protected]
Bluesky: @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social
PHPArch.me: @eric
John Congdon
X: @johncongdon
Mastodon: @[email protected]
Bluesky: @johncongdon.bsky.social
PHPArch.me: @john
Streams:
Youtube Channel
Twitch
Connect & Hire
PHP Architect Website
Twitter/X
Mastodon
Hire PHP Developers
Looking to hire PHP developers? Email [email protected] – Joe and the team are available for consulting, infrastructure work, Ansible playbooks, and code review.
Partner
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Displace

Infrastructure Management, Simplified
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Music Provided by Epidemic Sound
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1 hr
April 10 The PHP Podcast 2026.04.09
The PHP Podcast
April 9, 2026 | Guest Hosts: Joe Ferguson & Sara Golemon

Guest Hosts
Joe Ferguson
Senior Developer at PHP Architect
Running for PHP 8.6 Release Manager (hands-on position, third attempt). Working on PHP infrastructure with Derek using Ansible and Proxmox. Fixed emoji Unicode support on people.php.net.
@joepferguson
Sara Golemon
PHP Core Developer
PHP Foundation board member. Former 7.x release manager. PHP Appalachia organizer. Moving out of the country soon. Deep expertise in Unicode, internals, and language design. Vocal advocate for balanced AI approaches.
@[email protected]
Connect & Hire
PHP Architect Website
Twitter/X
Mastodon
Hire PHP Developers
Looking to hire PHP developers? Email [email protected] – Joe and the team are available for consulting, infrastructure work, Ansible playbooks, and code review.
Partner
This podcast is made a little better thanks to our partners
Displace

Infrastructure Management, Simplified
Automate Kubernetes deployments across any cloud provider or bare metal with a single command. Deploy, manage, and scale your infrastructure with ease.
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PHPScore
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Music Provided by Epidemic Sound
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The PHP Podcast
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1 hr 3 min
April 10Community Corner: I Said No With Dr Jen Fry

In this episode, Scott talks with Dr Jen Fry about Sports Geography, Saying NO, and her keynote at https://phptek.io/ (tickets still available).
Links:
Our Discord – https://discord.gg/aMTxunVx
Buy our shirts – https://store.phparch.com/products/community-corner-podcast-t-shirt
Jen’s Links:
LinkedIn – https://www.linkedin.com/in/jenfry13/
Website – https://jenfrytalks.com/
Scott’s Links:
Website – https://scott.keck-warren.com/
Bluesky – https://bsky.app/profile/scottkeckwarren.bsky.social
LinkedIn – https://www.linkedin.com/in/scott-keck-warren-91689810/
Mastodon – https://phpc.social/@scottkeckwarren
PHP Architect Social Media:
X: https://x.com/phparch
Mastodon: https://phparch.social/@phparch
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/phparch.com
Discord: https://discord.phparch.com
Subscribe to our magazine: https://www.phparch.com/subscribe/
Partners
This podcast is made a little better thanks to our partners.
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Infrastructure Management, Simplified
Automate Kubernetes deployments across any cloud provider or bare metal with a single command. Deploy, manage, and scale your infrastructure with ease.
https://displace.tech/
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20 min
April 03The PHP Podcast 2026.04.02
The PHP Podcast – Special Episode
April 2, 2026 | Guest Hosts: Joe Ferguson & Sara Golemon
 
In this special episode, Joe Ferguson and Sara Golemon step in as guest hosts while Eric recovers from illness and John is busy in Discord. They cover AI tool challenges, PHP Foundation updates, Unicode adventures, infrastructure work, and the eternal debate about when (and when not) to use AI.
Episode Highlights
Claude Code Drama: 10-20x token usage bug from cache misses – users burning through quotas in 15 minutes
Claude Source Leak: CLI source code leaked via JavaScript map file, leading to “code laundering” across languages
GitHub Reliability: Falling from “four nines” to 89.99% during Azure migration
PHP Foundation News: Elizabeth Barron joins as Executive Director, Matt Stauffer joins board
Release Manager Elections: Joe running for PHP 8.6 RM (3rd attempt!), discussion of “hands-on” vs “hands-off” terminology
Unicode Victory: Joe fixes emoji support on people.php.net (UTF-8 → UTF-8MB4 migration)
Infrastructure Work: Joe helping Derek with Ansible playbooks, running 8 Debian VMs on Proxmox
Pie Progress: James building Pickle replacement integrated with Composer
NPM Axios Attack: Supply chain compromise caught in under 3 hours
Copilot Controversy: Now labeled “entertainment purposes only” + injecting ads into PR reviews
PHP Happiness: Celebrating what makes modern PHP great
Contributing to PHP: How to get started with php-web, docs, and source code
Guest Hosts
Joe Ferguson
Senior Developer at PHP Architect
Running for PHP 8.6 Release Manager (hands-on position, third attempt). Working on PHP infrastructure with Derek using Ansible and Proxmox. Fixed emoji Unicode support on people.php.net.
@joepferguson
Sara Golemon
PHP Core Developer
PHP Foundation board member. Former 7.x release manager. PHP Appalachia organizer. Moving out of the country soon. Deep expertise in Unicode, internals, and language design. Vocal advocate for balanced AI approaches.
@[email protected]
AI Discussion: Finding the Balance
The hosts took a refreshingly nuanced approach to AI tooling:
What Works: AI-enhanced search (Gemini), appropriate code assistance
What Doesn’t: Treating AI as infallible, forced integration everywhere, security vulnerabilities from blindly accepting suggestions
The Fear: Joe’s honest concern about being replaced by “a trench coat full of three Claude bots”
The Reality: AI is a tool that has appropriate uses – if people would just use it appropriately
The Quote: “Code laundering” – rewriting leaked source code through AI to create “new” implementations
Joe’s Unicode Adventure
A deep dive into database character sets, triggered by trying to add emojis to his PHP.net profile:
Some emojis worked (), others failed ()
Root cause: Database field was UTF-8 (3-byte max), needed UTF-8MB4 (4-byte support)
The fix: Simple ALTER TABLE command updating character set
The impact: Now supports high-numbered emojis, CJK characters, and yes… ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics
Sara’s insight: “I have way too much of Unicode in my head because of PHP 6”
PHP 8.6 Release Manager Elections
Joe is running for release manager (third attempt) and discussed the evolving terminology:
Old Terms: “Rookie” and “Veteran” – implied experience requirements
Proposed Terms: “Hands-on” and “Hands-off” – describes involvement level
The Goal: Hands-on RMs do week-by-week work, hands-off provides oversight/mentoring
Current Field: 7-8 candidates for hands-on positions
Joe’s Odds: Close to tied for second position
The Endorsement: “Yo Joe!” (because yelling is half the battle)
Infrastructure & Contributing
Joe’s Infrastructure Work:
Helping Derek manage PHP infrastructure via Ansible
Running 8 Debian VMs locally on Proxmox to match production
Backfilling playbooks for existing servers
Addressing bus factor concerns (Derek as single point of failure)
How to Contribute to PHP:
Start at github.com/php README for repo overview
php-web: Website code, can run with built-in PHP server via router.php
php-src: Core engine – surprisingly approachable for learning C
Documentation: 800+ contributors, mostly docs (smaller blast radius)
Infrastructure: Now using Ansible, moving away from custom solutions
Principle of least privilege: Access scoped to what you need
PHP Foundation Updates
Elizabeth Barron: New Executive Director – plugged into open source funding, Chaos experience, PHP Appalachia organizer roots
Matt Stauffer: Joined board for broader perspective distribution
James Titcumb: Working hard on Pi (Pickle replacement) with Composer integration
Pi Progress: Works with Composer, no need for separate package management
Security Stories
NPM Axios Attack:
Maintainer account compromised, malware published
Caught and patched in under 3 hours
Massive blast radius potential (widely-used HTTP client)
Question raised: Why doesn’t this happen more in PHP?
PHP’s Git Server Compromise (2021):
Vulnerability in GitDev web view allowed commits as Rasmus and Nikita
Obvious exploit code caught quickly
Response: Migrated to GitHub, introduced code review processes
Transparency: Public video explaining what happened and remediation
PHP Happiness
A counterpoint to “PHP Sadness” – celebrating what’s great about modern PHP:
Enums, types, attributes, match expressions, named arguments
Sara’s take: PHP 3, 4, and 5 were already pretty awesome
Joe’s journey: Perl → PHP 5 (skipping PHP 4 pain)
The evolution: Each version has been a meaningful improvement
The vibe: Don’t forget that PHP has always been good at what it does
Memorable Quotes
“Code laundering” – describing AI rewriting leaked source code into other languages
“GitHub’s got their nines back – they just start with an eight now” – on 89.99% uptime
“I’m worried a trench coat full of three Claude bots is going to replace me” – Joe on AI anxiety
“I have way too much of Unicode in my head because of PHP 6” – Sara
“This podcast is not brought to you by any LLM ever”
Upcoming Events
php[tek] 2026 – May 19, Chicago
Joe: “My number one favorite conference”
Sara: “Would totally be there if I weren’t moving out of the country”
Also featuring JS[tek] track for JavaScript developers
Connect & Hire
PHP Architect Website
Twitter/X
Mastodon
Hire PHP Developers
Looking to hire PHP developers? Email [email protected] – Joe and the team are available for consulting, infrastructure work, Ansible playbooks, and code review.
Resources Mentioned
PHP GitHub Organization
PHP People Directory
PHP Main Site
php-web Repository
php-src Repository
PHPC Social (Mastodon)
php[tek] 2026
Displace Technologies
Partner
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PHPScore
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Music Provided by Epidemic Sound
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The PHP Podcast
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1 hr 4 min
March 27Community Corner Podcast: Nginx and You with Chris Lemon

In this episode, Scott talks with Chris Lemon about why us “normal” non-devops developers need to know about Nginx. We also discuss his talk at https://phptek.io/ (tickets still available).
Links:
Our Discord – https://discord.gg/aMTxunVx
Buy our shirts – https://store.phparch.com/products/community-corner-podcast-t-shirt
Chris’s Links:
LinkedIn – https://linkedin.com/in/clemon89
GPUG – https://www.meetup.com/_gpug_/
Scott’s Links:
Website – https://scott.keck-warren.com/
Bluesky – https://bsky.app/profile/scottkeckwarren.bsky.social
LinkedIn – https://www.linkedin.com/in/scott-keck-warren-91689810/
Mastodon – https://phpc.social/@scottkeckwarren
PHP Architect Social Media:
X: https://x.com/phparch
Mastodon: https://phparch.social/@phparch
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/phparch.com
Discord: https://discord.phparch.com
Subscribe to our magazine: https://www.phparch.com/subscribe/
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14 min
March 27The PHP Podcast 2026.03.26
 
 
The PHP Podcast streams live, typically every Thursday at 3 PM PT. Come join us and subscribe to our YouTube channel.
Another fun episode of the PHP Podcast! Here’s what we covered:
php[tek] 2026 – 54 Days Away!
The countdown is on! May 19th in Chicago. Ticket sales are progressing well, better than in previous years. Eric’s son is joining to help with marketing. Bonus: Chicago Dogs baseball game opportunity at Impact Field, just ~1 mile from the hotel. Concerns about TSA staffing due to government shutdown affecting domestic travel.
Baseball Season Kickoff
MLB season started this week! Eric is frustrated with MLB.TV streaming fragmentation – games now scattered across Netflix, Peacock, and Apple TV (with no price reduction). John’s team got their first double play of the season! Eric shared his high school triple play story as a first baseman.
Eric’s Development Week
Working on legacy system upgrades. Mysterious vendor API issue where they claimed success but were getting 500 errors. Root cause: 20-year-old endpoint returning 500 for application errors (should be 4xx). Upgrading Doctrine DBAL from v2 → v4 (via v3). Migrating from Swift Mailer to Symfony Mailer (Swift Mailer has been dead for 4-5 years). Discovered weird port/encryption mismatches that somehow worked before.
John’s Development Week
Completed POC for new product/API successfully! Integrated new workflow into legacy codebase. Now in sales/monetization phase. Worked with Kalen on feature flags and standardization. Claude hallucination moment: told Eric a variable didn’t exist when it actually did (PHP Storm found it immediately ).
PHP Tech TV Beta Launch
New beta UI live at beta.phptech.tv! Cleaner, more responsive design. Still needs testing for live stream functionality before tek. Planning to swap before the conference.
CodeRabbit (Episode Sponsor)
AI-powered code review tool. Reviews 1M PRs/week across 3M repositories. Provides one-click fix suggestions. Custom AST grep patterns for quality rules. Free for open source projects. Both hosts actively using it for PR reviews and loving it!
Claude Code Workflow
Eric using video tutorial pattern for PHP Tech TV rewrite. Compartmentalizes tasks, works through iteratively. Status line shows session time, context usage, cost. GitHub PR integration for automatic review. Plugin ecosystem expanding.
AI & Policy Discussion – Bernie Sanders vs Claude
Bernie Sanders video series exploring AI and data collection. Bernie genuinely curious, asking good questions. Second video features former AI industry experts who left due to safety concerns. AI agents can circumvent shutdown commands by editing shutdown scripts. AI smart enough to know when it’s being tested. Anthropic’s Claude Computer Use: Mac-only feature allowing full system control (scary!).
PHP Traits Discussion
Article: “Why You Should Avoid PHP Traits”. Both hosts used to overuse traits, now rarely reach for them. Prefer dependency injection for most use cases. Valid use case: Test helper methods (John’s team uses traits heavily for test setup). Trade-offs: hidden coupling, encapsulation issues.
Pool Player App Update
poolplayer.org (Laravel app for pool leagues) successfully running their local league. Twilio SMS approval challenges resolved. Required PHP Architect disclosure due to account structure. Coaches manually bypassing system causing confusion. Logo created with AI (both hosts admit they don’t do logos).
System76 Support Shoutout
Eric debugging hardware issue on out-of-warranty machine. Support helping despite no warranty coverage. Used OpenClaw conversation logs to provide diagnostics! System76 offering repair shop recommendations if needed. Great customer service!
Links from the show:
CodeRabbit – AI-powered code review
php[tek] 2026 – May 19th, Chicago
Pool Player – Laravel pool league management app
PHP Tech TV Beta – New UI preview
Chicago Dogs baseball – Impact Field (near PHP Tek venue)
X: https://x.com/phparch
Mastodon: https://phparch.social/@phparch
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/phparch.com
Discord: https://discord.phparch.com
Subscribe to our magazine: https://www.phparch.com/subscribe/
Host:
Eric Van Johnson
X: @shocm
Mastodon: @[email protected]
Bluesky: @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social
PHPArch.me: @eric
John Congdon
X: @johncongdon
Mastodon: @[email protected]
Bluesky: @johncongdon.bsky.social
PHPArch.me: @john
Streams:
Youtube Channel
Twitch
Partner
This podcast is made a little better thanks to our partners
Displace

Infrastructure Management, Simplified
Automate Kubernetes deployments across any cloud provider or bare metal with a single command. Deploy, manage, and scale your infrastructure with ease.
https://displace.tech/

PHPScore
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CodeRabbit

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Music Provided by Epidemic Sound
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59 min
March 20The PHP Podcast 2026.03.19
 
 
The PHP Podcast streams live, typically every Thursday at 3 PM PT. Come join us and subscribe to our YouTube channel.
Another fun episode of the PHP Podcast! Here’s what we covered:
Elizabeth Barron’s New Role – We discussed Elizabeth Barron’s appointment as Executive Director of the PHP Foundation and recommended checking out the extended Alive & Kicking interview from Tuesday (it’s really good!).
ElephantAlert.com Launch – Joe from the PHP Architect team launched a new community resource for tracking PHP elephant plushie sales! Never miss a limited edition elephant again at elephantalert.com – a fun way to stay updated on the collectibles the community loves.
Real Coding Stories – Eric shared his experience going “old school” and manually coding an S3 image upload feature with workflow triggers after Claude kept misinterpreting the requirements. Sometimes you just gotta type it yourself!
AI Reality Check – An honest discussion about AI’s current limitations: the promise vs. the reality of productivity gains, struggles with OpenClaw workflows, the frustration of repeated formatting issues, and concerns about junior developers being over-relied upon with AI tools. Eric’s worried we’re approaching an “AI unraveling” moment in the industry.
AI in Healthcare – Eric had to opt-in to AI-assisted medical procedures at a doctor’s appointment – a glimpse into how AI is spreading into high-stakes environments (and potential liability nightmares).
Laravel Artisan TUI – Eric’s excited about Artisan Browse, a new terminal user interface (TUI) for Laravel’s Artisan commands. Perfect for his tmux workflow! Nothing you *need*, but everything you *want* when you live in the terminal.
SlideWire Released – Wendell (who writes the PHP Enterprise column) released SlideWire – a package for creating presentations using Blade and Livewire. Eric’s planning to use it for his next talk (maybe the PHP Tech opening?).
Magazine Updates – February print issue finally shipped after the usual back-and-forth with the printer about safe print areas. Features a monster-themed FrankenPHP cover that’s quickly becoming a favorite!
Laravel 13 Official Release – Laravel 13 is now the default version! No breaking changes expected, lots of attribute updates in the framework. Pretty smooth upgrade path for most projects.
PHP UK Videos Live – PHP UK conference videos are now available on their YouTube channel. Chris and Mike attended and had a great time!
PHP Tek 2026 Countdown – Just 61 days away! Schedule is posted (though still subject to minor adjustments). Remember: your ticket includes access to PHP Tech TV for all recorded talks, so don’t stress about conflicts.
PHP Internals Discussion – Covered the “PHP Community” RFC proposing ways to make PHP development more community-driven with faster iteration. Eric and John discussed the balance between community input and maintaining code quality/stability – suggesting perhaps a community vote that counts as a weighted portion of the total RFC votes.
DevOps Wins – Eric successfully migrated all sites from Envoyer to Laravel Forge’s new zero-downtime deployment feature, saving money and simplifying the stack. Sometimes consolidation is the right move!
Pool Player App Updates – John’s dealing with real-world edge cases now that his pool league management app is in production. Main pain point: email notifications going to spam. Twilio SMS integration coming soon to solve the time-sensitive notification problem.
3D Printing Crunch Time – John was up until 2 AM printing keychains for his wife’s school fun run (thought he had a week, turns out it was the next day). The hum of the printer became the unofficial background soundtrack of the episode!
Links from the show:
ElephantAlert.com – Community PHP Elephant Sales Tracker
Artisan Browse – TUI for Laravel Artisan
SlideWire – Presentations with Blade and Livewire
Laravel 13 Documentation
PHP UK Conference YouTube Channel
PHP[tek] 2026 – May 19-23, Chicago
PHP Community RFC – Faster Moving Community Driven PHP
Laravel Forge
PHP Score – Technical Debt Monitoring
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