I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that a privileged someone said the American Dream is dead. If that is indeed the case, let’s go ahead and inaugurate another one in its stead. Every ending is a new beginning said the mushroom I just fed. To my own fucking self, of course without remorse.

So, if you like adventure and long and hard romantic walks on the beach towards nowhere in particular or alternatively all up in that cave right there, let’s do it, animal style, since anyone and everything maybe entertained, anyways.

Subterranean, spelunk me if you can. Mic drop.

∞

Host: Shootspitter Kane

Guests: See below

Special Shoutouts To: Donald John Trump, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, Bert Kreischer, Lee Greenwood, John Lennon, John Bon Jovi, Kosaka Daimaou, The Sweet, Katy Perry, SIA, Biggie, Ludacris, Wiz Khalifa, Martin Luther King Jr, Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama, Obama, Barack Hussein Obama, Gene Kelly

Location: POETLab Studios | DocumentingNYC