Set your phasers to EXCITE as Picard finally boards a ship and gets a ragtag crew of misfits together for one last mission. But where the hell is his dog? Meanwhile, Chris earns hipster cred by hosting a Japanese film screening, then instantly loses it by referencing both Austin Powers and Galaxy Quest in quick succession. Jenny fails to see Parasite, launches an impassioned defence of Jojo Rabbit, and takes the office Oscars competition far too seriously. Dive in! Waste more minutes of your precious life!

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