Chemohawk Sessions

Pick 29: Slick Flick Pick: Hassan has Some Nerve--Agent (Seagal in Free Fall); (Executive Decision, 1996)


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Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you through the criminal safehouse at the far reaches of the globe in order to acquire an unauthorized noxious toxin known as DZ-5, and though Austin Travis's team proved tardy to the party and wildly unsuccessful, they still seek, try and strive, though one of his commando bros doesn't make it out--alive, with David Grant's policies, theories and analyses--Travis just won't jive, but Lt. Colonel Austin Travis, portrayed by Steven Segal, will greet his end and meet his maker in a left field-- but still scripted--free fstars fall. This is a pulse-pounding, chest thumping, resounding, non-essential tactical gear dumping, brilliant design engineer and astute U.S. Army intelligence liaison stumping, also via former President Trump's real-life ex-wife as part of the cast… trumping, tactical, airborne, eastern seaboard-bound midflight treat of Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick-explaining series, a desirable diversion from the main vein of Chemohawk Sessions. You are my Cinematic Fanatic; I, your worthwhile f****** cinephile. For your 29th episode, I review one of the most stirring, jet engine purring, gripping, seat belt slipping, 90's action/thriller films with an acute antagonist armed with guns, threats, evil stares and a sleeper, each time the commandos try to ameliorate the matter, shiz only gets deeper, I hope David Grant marries that hottie Halle for she is one spunky stewardess who proves a keeper, but if these resilient army rats aren't good at playing minesweeper, then they and 400 plus souls will soon shake hands with the grim fstars reaper. I have reveled in this film since my first youthful HBO viewing, in the presence of my mother who, no doubt, crushed hard on Kurt motherfuc**** Russel who, both with the terrorist sleeper and Halle Berry, he had to tussle. It is with a mixed bag of pleasure, Cinematic Fanatics, I speak to the fluctuating altitude and mild turbulence that leaked into the reviews: though financially applauded, this outrageously suspenseful treat was SOMEWHAT critically lauded. Somewhat remains unacceptable to me as it should be a critically approved flight that makes you remain on your plane seat's edge, for the tension builds to a razor edge, and throughout his extraordinarily stressful flight, your manicured nails you'll beg to bite, though you have goggles equipped with vision, night, don't let Hassan out your godd*** sight, Austin Travis's crew seems rather tight, and of Grant's tux, they soon make light for they see his brilliance and fair questions as an affront, a slight, but Grant does, of course, prove right, and lands this massive fstars airplane machine without too much of a catastrophic fight.

Executive Decision is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's voice, you hear. Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction.

Enter, with me, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality… I offer you: Pick 29: Slick Flick Pick: Hassan has Some Nerve--Agent (Seagal in Free Fall); (Executive Decision, 1996) Today, we'll discuss-- why you cannot let a character's ridiculous name: Rat, detract from their solid acting scenes, this nail-biting slick flick is designed for big screens, how thick the tension looms between these army dudes and their rival naval marines, while their mission is to thwart the fuc* out of the pending attack via whatever means, their resourceful, rational and resilient approach makes them lean, green fatigue-wearing, sleeper slaying, 9mm bullet spraying, passengers--and the day-- saving machines.

- Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

****This is the first of many Kurt Russell Slick Flick Picks!****

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Chemohawk SessionsBy Falsetto Prophet