Chemohawk Sessions

Pick 55: Slick Flick Pichabod: Trichabod or Treat--Witchy Kin, Her Slain Twin and Losing Townsfolk's Heads to Sin (Jack O' Scarecrow); (Headless Bit** in Charge); (Sleepy Hollow, 1999)


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Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind

the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.

Sleepy Hollow is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, take heed: a coal black steed, with a headless rider and crawling across your spell-chalked floor a wicked spider, is nothing to fear, and stick around, till, Falsetto pumpkin seed Prophet's, and coal black steed with red eyes devil, you hear. Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction.

I'm your worthwhile cinephile; you're my cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this sleepy, listless, drowsy and into the hollow, we reluctantly follow, slick, fornication with the town witch will prove a real life and afterlife bit** flick, this pickety witch is also rich and as she is youthfully spry, far from rickety, she can, at times, prove persnickety, pick.

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… we offer you: Pick 55: Slick Flick Pick: Tricabod or Treat--Witchy Kin, Her Slain Twin and Losing Townsfolk's Heads to Sin (Jack O' Scarecrow); (Headless B**** In Charge); (Sleepy Hollow, 1999).

Today, we discuss--the rarity of casting a role for Christopher Fstars Walken where he ain't fstars talking, the countless and inarguable ways this is a Tim Burton vehicle with his go to: J fstars Depp expertly navigating at the wheel and controlling the car with a combination of apt micro-expressions and endearing oddities, the casting foreshadowing shown in this flick for the headless body of the vengeful horseman is none other than, the future Darth Maul of this sleepy hamlet--well in the throes of fall: Ray fstars Park, him, you wouldn't want to encounter alone, on a covered bridge, in a Tim Burton designed dark, the paradox of Christina looking unhealthy, pallid, pale as a godd*** Western Woods ghost, yet still proving one sexy, accommodating, spellbinding host, the folly of Brom Van Brunt both acting rudely toward Crane and speaking blunt; he only has eyes for Katrina, who only casts protection spells for the rather able constable, for she's but a sweet faux witch in this witch-hunt, though Brom did have the balls to this headless Ray Park body, in the dark, confront; the horseman was all set to let his prank-playing, for a calamitous quarrel jonesing, Brom fstars Bonesing a** live, but when he continued to strike the horsemen with musket, dagger and duel-wilding sickles, this hollow's hessian took his ill-advised actions as an affront, but neither we, nor Katrina, weep for Brom, as he was, very much, a runt, who's pumpkin seed sized balls, Ichabod's sharp schoolmaster shoes would love to punt!

- Your worthwhile cinephile: A city town constable in a nightmare hollow: Falsetto Prophet and a witch to some but bewitching to me: Red Pumpkin Head Devil

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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Chemohawk SessionsBy Falsetto Prophet