Chemohawk Sessions

Pick 63: Slick Flick Pick: Cat Burglar in the Belfry--Fraud, Clawed Assault, His Façade and a Vault (Drat the Winged Rat); (The Bat, 1959) *Premiere Price Feature*


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Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.

The Bat is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick!

When Slick Flick Pick is near, slip into an evening gown and your worn slippers, lay on the sofa adjacent to the master of the house for comfort and a metaphorical security blanket while cocooned in an actual blanket and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's and Red Devil's voice, you hear.

Lights...camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. We're your worthwhile cinephiles; you're our cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this finger claw to throat slashing blood slick, fortune favors the faceless interloper who roams the halls and hugs the walls of your estate flick, sinister situations await these socialites locked up tight, but things are far from right and just because the bat burglar is unseen at present does not mean you should turn on the stairwell chandelier light pick.

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 63: Slick Flick Pick: Cat Burglar in the Belfry--Fraud, Clawed Assault, His Façade and a Vault (Drat the Winged Rat); (The Bat, 1959).

Today, we discuss--the deliciously duel nature of a genuinely warm, altruistic, benevolent and healer of life Dr. Wells and his alter ego: a murderous, duplicitous, opportunist taker of life Vincent Price, why the source of the Oaks wildfire is so satisfyingly explained and yet, the forest fire prior remains one of the least illuminating fires in the history of fire, light or wanting explanations, how the faceless mask, fedora and claw is reminiscent of both Freddy Krueger and Indiana Jones, thus spawning the anticipated hybrid film: Indiana Krueger or Freddy Jones, archeologist by day, whipping you and clawing you in your nightmares by night, why Ms. Cornelia's assistant slash confidant is in need of a serious pay bump, the kind reminder that nothing giving nor living waits behind old grandfather clocks and how I have heard bats referred to as winged rats, pests, monsters, demons, vampires, bloodsuckers and disease spreaders but I've never heard someone say, to said vermin: "All right now, take it easy, nobody's going to hurt you, quiet now, quiet" Vincent speaking to the bat as though it can reply in kind causes, in me, a jolt of laughter, a quiet riot.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: Your faceless, clawed brooder and intruder Falsetto Prophet and oh fiddlesticks, I left my home defense gun in the other room, curse you Ms. Corny, Ms. CORNELIA, Red Bat Devil

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

F.C.F.U. (Fact Check Follow Up) IT IS NOT HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL BUT HOUSE OF WAX THAT CRANE WILBER WAS INVOLVED IN

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Chemohawk SessionsBy Falsetto Prophet