Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.
House on Haunted Hill is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, slip into a sultry evening gown with slits in the silk as long as Frederick's suit pants and your slinking around slippers, lay on the lavish master bed and pretend that you are dead while visons of your noose round' the neck suicide still haunts your most impressionable guest in her neurotic head and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's and Red Devil's voice, you hear.
Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. We're your worthwhile cinephiles; you're our cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this Frederick's humor, as his is evil master plan, is so very slick, he is also a fiend, fatherless and ferocious flick, with this party of 5, who will drown in acid and who will this disconcerting night survive and make it out the mansion alive pick.
Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 64: Slick Flick Pick: Puppeteer of Fear: Playing Chess with a Murderess (Admission Comes at a Tall Price); (Ghosts' Wrath and a Warm Acid Bath); (House on Haunted Hill, 1959) *Double Price Feature*.
Today, we discuss--that from welcome mat to acid vat Vincent can sniff a liar, cheater, betrayer and a rat, he is far too tall to grow fat, he was deliciously evil in The Bat, in seven quaint little coffins lie seven lethal gats, Nora is a basket case, a volatile bottle of champagne is pointed at Annabelle's face, but in this haunted mansion, rife with malevolent machinations, race one will win and the other will lose, to a bubbling brook of acid, their hair, eyes and face, from every nefarious nook and every spooky space, there waits a whore at the end of the corridor and, with aforementioned high caliber gat, Vincent shoots a vase, though he was almost dragged into the acid vat, another, lesser conspirator, took his place; Annabelle, this suspended skeleton would rather
-Your worthwhile cinephile: Your cork popping spirit in old palatial estate hopping villainous voice for impressionable ears: Falsetto Prophet and she fancies strong wine, but not the acid vat it is adjacent to: Red Annabelle Devil
P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.
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By Falsetto ProphetRecline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.
House on Haunted Hill is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, slip into a sultry evening gown with slits in the silk as long as Frederick's suit pants and your slinking around slippers, lay on the lavish master bed and pretend that you are dead while visons of your noose round' the neck suicide still haunts your most impressionable guest in her neurotic head and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's and Red Devil's voice, you hear.
Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. We're your worthwhile cinephiles; you're our cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this Frederick's humor, as his is evil master plan, is so very slick, he is also a fiend, fatherless and ferocious flick, with this party of 5, who will drown in acid and who will this disconcerting night survive and make it out the mansion alive pick.
Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 64: Slick Flick Pick: Puppeteer of Fear: Playing Chess with a Murderess (Admission Comes at a Tall Price); (Ghosts' Wrath and a Warm Acid Bath); (House on Haunted Hill, 1959) *Double Price Feature*.
Today, we discuss--that from welcome mat to acid vat Vincent can sniff a liar, cheater, betrayer and a rat, he is far too tall to grow fat, he was deliciously evil in The Bat, in seven quaint little coffins lie seven lethal gats, Nora is a basket case, a volatile bottle of champagne is pointed at Annabelle's face, but in this haunted mansion, rife with malevolent machinations, race one will win and the other will lose, to a bubbling brook of acid, their hair, eyes and face, from every nefarious nook and every spooky space, there waits a whore at the end of the corridor and, with aforementioned high caliber gat, Vincent shoots a vase, though he was almost dragged into the acid vat, another, lesser conspirator, took his place; Annabelle, this suspended skeleton would rather
-Your worthwhile cinephile: Your cork popping spirit in old palatial estate hopping villainous voice for impressionable ears: Falsetto Prophet and she fancies strong wine, but not the acid vat it is adjacent to: Red Annabelle Devil
P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.