Chemohawk Sessions

Pick 68: Slick Flick Pick: Vikings and Fire-Breathing Things--Beware Those Who Wear Bear's Wares (Mist Forming, Fire-Worming, Village Storming); (The 13th Warrior, 1999)


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Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, and let's unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. The 13th Warrior is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick!

When Slick Flick Pick is near, into the communal water bowl launch a snot rocket and file down your broadsword into an emasculated dagger you can tuck it away into your pocket and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's soothing semi-professional voice, you hear.

Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. I'm your worthwhile cinephile; you're my cinematic fanatic; together, we,excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this mother of the Wendol venom supply thick and bloodily slick, Fadlan just wants to know the godd*** plan flick, precariousboth the thunder cliff egress, cave ingress and turning an exposed village into a defendable bastion even the Wendol calvary can't dismiss pick.

Enter, with me, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… I offer you: Pick 68: Slick Flick Pick: Vikings and Fire-Breathing Things--Beware Those Who Wear Bear's Wares (Mist Forming, Fire-Worming, Village Storming); (The 13th Warrior, 1999).

Today, we discuss--the value in not judging a foreigner by their headdress, language, preference of sword shape or stated desire for clean water over warm cow urine, why laughing makes little sense when you are sloshing around the violent maelstrom of oceanic activity, how following a pack of bear imposters back to their communal cave makes about as much sense as listening to a bone throwing shawoman, when to throw mud at the red-headed juggernaut in the interest of finalizing a political scheme, how desired and scrumptious that bread loaf tastes that Ibn slung tossed to Edgtho, the Silent, and of all the Norsemen he could have been paired with to serve as his mentor, he really scored the fstars lottery with Herger, nicknamed the Joyous, for if you have to be paired up with a thrill seeking, bloodthirsty alpha male, the Joyous is a fairly innocuousmoniker.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: a petty criminal but a magnanimous podcaster: Falsetto Prophet

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up): According to some estimates, there are over 4,000 religions, faiths groups, and denominations that exist around the world today.

Researchers and academics generally categorize the world's religions into five major groups: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, and Judaism.

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Chemohawk SessionsBy Falsetto Prophet