Aloha Listerooni,

It’s Nan here — or rather, it isn’t, because I’m currently in HAWAII 🌺 on a much-needed stress relief activity holiday 😌🍍 after working very hard recently (reading fan mail in Thailand is no joke, you know). I’ve been trying all sorts of relaxing activities like lava bathing, extreme kayaking, and zorbing down a volcano with Rod Stewart (lovely hair, bit wobbly in a Zorb) 🎤⚽️🌀.

So while I’m away “unwinding” aka spelunking, Matt and Rich are in the mobile dog-wash-turned-studio doing the hard yards 🐶🚿🎙.

In this episode:

• 🏆 We go LIVE to the World Nose Picking Championships (sooo many boogies)

• 📜 Rich reads the most relaxing poem ever (until Matt falls asleep mid stanza 😴)

• 🍑 Listener emails, bum fruit, and some absolutely excellent sponsor suggestions

Also: for everyone asking about the rice cookers — they’re sold out. Please stop mailing us your uncooked rice.

Thanks for listening and, as Rod Stewart might say mid-Zorb:

“GETMEOUTTAHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 🎶🌀

Nan 👋😎

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