Hello Listerooni! 🎧

It's Nan here — this month was Febfast so I've been doing everything fast ⚡ I hardly have time to type this before I zip off!

This episode I left Fudgie the Budgie 🐦 in charge of the podcast recording studio/dog washing trailer because literally — what could go wrong?

If you listen to this podcat (which I recommend you do if you like the Listies) you will hear Rich and Matt go to the beach 🏖 and get busted by the Beach Cop for dissing sand (harsh but fair).

We hear a bunch of reader emails, jokes 😂 and poems along with a very high brow segment called The Bum Parade 🍑 Please be aware that unfortunately Rich's Poetry Corner has NOT been cancelled, which we are sure you agree is a massive shame.

Anyway I have to go — I have an appointment with my new best friend Spicy Margs 🍹

As always: 📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits. You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast!

Aloha, Nan 👋😎

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Happy New Year, Listerooni! 🎉✨🎊

It's Nan here. Welcome to the year 2000*. Congratulations on surviving the millennium bug AND Y2K. KIDS you don't know what that is, ask your great-grandparents. 🐛💻

In the bowels of this podcastle you will find:

• The boys aka Greg and Different Greg(I think I'm getting those names right?) make new year's resolutions. Let's see how long they last.
• An exciting Episode of Our Lives where Rich unboxes and plays EVERYONE'S FAVE board game called, Potato Empire 2 🥔👑🎲
• And another eyelash curlingly exciting edition of Richard's Poetry Corner. 📜✨☀️🏖️

See you then, Listeroonis! 💖

Aloha,

Nan xoxo

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Merry Yay Yay, everyone! 🎄✨

It's Nan here, wishing you, and literally everyone you have ever met, a very merry YAYmas 🎅🎉

At this time of year, it's important not to focus on presents, but on the people you love! AND what better present for the people you love than a HOOF SPA™ 🐄🦶💦??? Loved by camels and cousins from the deserts of Dubai to Donut Kings of Dunedoo.

This week's podcat has coughed up a furball filled with:

• A list of everyone who's on the nawty list and who's on the nice list (fingers crossed)

• A preview of this summer's boopiest new movie 🎬🍿

• Some truly excellent sponsor ideas from you, the Listeroonis 🧠📢

• And Rich reading a very special Christmas poem 📜🎶

I couldn't be there for the recording be-claus I was at the North Pole with my good friend Nick ❄️🎅

Thank you for listening and for sending us your letters 💌📬 May your stockings be full and your pavlovas be covered in bum fruits 🍑🎂

Aloha! 🌺 Nan (and Rich and Matt) 👵🎤🎧

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Hello Listeroonis! 👋🐪

It's me, Nan I'm back again and standing completely still! 🧘‍♀️ I promised Rich I wouldn't interrupt his Poetry Corner this week… so I've decided not to move. At all. If you're reading this, please blink for me. 👁️

This week's episode is bursting like a bag of bum-shaped strawberries 🍓🍑 featuring:

🍑 The Bum Parade — five bum strawberries, one bum lemon, and so many bum pancakes. Thanks Arthur, Skye, Eddie, Olive, and Tom (6)!

🗑️ An Episode of Our Lives — Rich asks Matt to take the bins out. It goes exactly how you'd expect. (Terribly.)

🎬 Sponsor Time! — Blaise (10) brings us Dis Knee — the streaming service dedicated to knees! Featuring classics like Toe-zen, Finding Knee-mo, and Charlie and the Toenail Factory. 👣

🦥 Corrections this ep will be read by a very special guest, Sammy the Sloth.

📜 Rich's Poetry Corner — with has just gotten a whole bunch of new spams - oops I mean fans.

Oh, and a quick side hustle update: 🐫🦶 To everyone whose camel still needs a Hoof Spa — there are plenty still available!

👅

Aloha, Nan

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Hello down there! 👋🐕🧗‍♀️

It's Nan here, writing from the top of the new climbing wall I built inside the dog-wash trailer slash podcast studio. 🚿🎙️ I can't come down to push the buttons this week, so Matt will have to. SOZ!

In this Pod-Cow: 🪨 Einstein drops by to explain what's going on with Matt's pet rocks, Pooglet and Twoglet 👁️👁️ (It's all relative, apparently.) 😂 A Kids' Jokes LOL-a-thon! starring jokes sent in by you Listeroonis! (Email yours to [email protected] 📧) 👀 Matt and Rich play "I Spy" in a Classic Episode of Our Lives — it's dramatic, emotional, and best of all, full of snacks. 🛋️ And finally, grab a throw cushion and join us in Rich's Poetry Corner. Trust me, you'll need that pillow 😉

So hold onto your harness — this episode's a real cliff-hanger!

Aloha, Nan 👁️👋

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Hello Listerooni! 👋🐮

It's Nan here and I'm happy to say the pod-cow moos again 🐄🎙️.

Why has it taken so long to make a new episode?

• 🤔 Was it because we've been busy on tour? Nope.
• 🥞 Something to do with pancakes? Don't think so...
• 🐒 Did a monkey steal our gear to start a podcast about ba-nay-nas? No, but I'd subscribe 🍌

It's definitely not because I tried to sneak 56 foot spas into the United Kingdom 🦶🛁🇬🇧.

In this episode your brain-mouth will snack on stuff like:

• 🖼️ Matt organising a trip to a "gallery" with no pictures… just something much smellier
• 📩 A bumper crop of sponsor suggestions from you lot.
• 📜 Rich's Poetry Corner getting a new fan — and not the kind that spins on the ceiling.

Hope you enjoy, and if you know any camels with sore feet 🐪🦶, send them my way.

Aloha, Nan

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🎧 The Sphinx with No Nose 🏺👃🧺

Hello Listerooni!

It's Nan here. I'm tapping this into the computer verrrry slowly this week due to an unfortunate zorbing incident 🤕🌀 — I'd give you the gruesome details, but let's just say this: never eat a curry before being zipped into a giant plastic ball and launched down a hill with Rod Stewart. EVER. 🎤🌶️🎢

ANYWAY.

This week, the boys answer a very important question from brilliant Listerooni Chloe, which leads them to hop inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka a washing basket with mood lighting) and hurtle through time to Ancient Egypt 🧺🕳️🏺.

They uncover the mystery of what the time machine gets up to when it's not time machining... ...and also possibly knock the nose off the Sphinx. (SORRY HISTORY!) 👃💥

BUT... some sad news: 📜 Rich's Poetry Corner has been cancelled due to legal reasons. Our lawyer, CatGPT 🐱⚖️ (who definitely doesn't take sides and was not bribed with whiskers by Matt) storms the poddie mid-verse. What a shame. WAAAAH/YAY.

On the plus side: 🦶 I now have my very own range of FOOT SPAS! (Note: not suitable for robots. Or feet.)

As always: 📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast!

Aloha, Nan 👋😎

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Aloha Listerooni,

It's Nan here — or rather, it isn't, because I'm currently in HAWAII 🌺 on a much-needed stress relief activity holiday 😌🍍 after working very hard recently (reading fan mail in Thailand is no joke, you know). I've been trying all sorts of relaxing activities like lava bathing, extreme kayaking, and zorbing down a volcano with Rod Stewart (lovely hair, bit wobbly in a Zorb) 🎤⚽️🌀.

So while I'm away "unwinding" aka spelunking, Matt and Rich are in the mobile dog-wash-turned-studio doing the hard yards 🐶🚿🎙.

In this episode:

• 🏆 We go LIVE to the World Nose Picking Championships (sooo many boogies)

• 📜 Rich reads the most relaxing poem ever (until Matt falls asleep mid stanza 😴)

• 🍑 Listener emails, bum fruit, and some absolutely excellent sponsor suggestions

Also: for everyone asking about the rice cookers — they're sold out. Please stop mailing us your uncooked rice.

Thanks for listening and, as Rod Stewart might say mid-Zorb:

"GETMEOUTTAHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 🎶🌀

Nan 👋😎

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Hello Listerooni,

It's Nan here again — sorry I missed this ep of the Pugcast AGAIN, but I've had a bit of aviation drama 🛫😱. I was on my way back from Thailand, but due to a small issue (Tour-Bot accidentally pressed all the buttons in the cockpit 🤖🙈), my plane got diverted to Hawaii 🌺. So now I'm "stranded" on a tropical island drinking coconuts and soaking up the sun 🌞🍹. It's terrible and I can't wait to get home.

Meanwhile, back in the Mobile Dog Washing trailer/LOLcast studio...

• Rich has decided he's going to become a comic book author 🦸‍♂️📖 (as well as a pooetry star). So in this ep, he shares his extremely questionable ideas for evil supervillains. Matt gives him a little help.
• There's also a movie preview 🎬 featuring a mysterious man who only says "Rightio". That's it. That's the whole script. Hollywood is calling 🎥📞.
• PLUS:
  • 🍑 Listener sponsor suggestions
  • 😵 Silly corrections
  • 💩 And all the usual Pugcast nonsense.

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Thanks for listening and, as the silent movie star probably didn't say: AHOHA! 🧏🎬

Nan 👋😄

Hello Listerooni,

It's Nan here, sorry I couldn't be with you on this ep of the Pugcast. I'm in Thailand 🇹🇭 because, due to an error at the post office 📬, my fan mail 💌 was delivered to Koh Samui 🌴. So poor old me has had to take a work trip ✈️ to go and read it on a luxury island retreat 🍹 — never let it be said that I don't work hard for this podcast! 💪

Therefore, in this episode Matt is in charge of opening our email which leads to a crime against podcasting called " The Bum Parade"* 🍑🚶. Soz, this will NEVER happen again. We promise 🙃.

This ep's sponsor was suggested by a disgusting listener 🤢 — it's BUTT-er 🧈🍑🙈. Luckily it comes in unscented (phew! 😅) as well as scented (pew! 😖). Please forward all complaints to 👉 [email protected] 📩

Also our house 🏚️ is falling down around us, so we interview various tradies 👷 with annoyingly alliterative aliases 🔧🔨. Last but also least, Rich attempts to perform a ballad 🎶 for the first time in his Poetry Corner 📜. What could go wrong?! 😬

Thanks for reading and, as the vampire podcaster said:

FANGS FOR LISTENING! 🧛🦷

Nan 👋😄

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