🎧 The Sphinx with No Nose 🏺👃🧺

Hello Listerooni!

It’s Nan here. I’m tapping this into the computer verrrry slowly this week due to an unfortunate zorbing incident 🤕🌀 — I’d give you the gruesome details, but let’s just say this: never eat a curry before being zipped into a giant plastic ball and launched down a hill with Rod Stewart. EVER. 🎤🌶️🎢

ANYWAY.

This week, the boys answer a very important question from brilliant Listerooni Chloe, which leads them to hop inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka a washing basket with mood lighting) and hurtle through time to Ancient Egypt 🧺🕳️🏺.

They uncover the mystery of what the time machine gets up to when it’s not time machining... ...and also possibly knock the nose off the Sphinx. (SORRY HISTORY!) 👃💥

BUT... some sad news: 📜 Rich’s Poetry Corner has been cancelled due to legal reasons. Our lawyer, CatGPT 🐱⚖️ (who definitely doesn't take sides and was not bribed with whiskers by Matt) storms the poddie mid-verse. What a shame. WAAAAH/YAY.

On the plus side: 🦶 I now have my very own range of FOOT SPAS!  (Note: not suitable for robots. Or feet.)

As always: 📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast!

Aloha, Nan 👋😎

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Aloha Listerooni,

It’s Nan here — or rather, it isn’t, because I’m currently in HAWAII 🌺 on a much-needed stress relief activity holiday 😌🍍 after working very hard recently (reading fan mail in Thailand is no joke, you know). I’ve been trying all sorts of relaxing activities like lava bathing, extreme kayaking, and zorbing down a volcano with Rod Stewart (lovely hair, bit wobbly in a Zorb) 🎤⚽️🌀.

So while I’m away “unwinding” aka spelunking, Matt and Rich are in the mobile dog-wash-turned-studio doing the hard yards 🐶🚿🎙.

In this episode:

• 🏆 We go LIVE to the World Nose Picking Championships (sooo many boogies)

• 📜 Rich reads the most relaxing poem ever (until Matt falls asleep mid stanza 😴)

• 🍑 Listener emails, bum fruit, and some absolutely excellent sponsor suggestions

Also: for everyone asking about the rice cookers — they’re sold out. Please stop mailing us your uncooked rice.

Thanks for listening and, as Rod Stewart might say mid-Zorb:

“GETMEOUTTAHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 🎶🌀

Nan 👋😎

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Hello Listerooni,

It’s Nan here again — sorry I missed this ep of the Pugcast AGAIN, but I’ve had a bit of aviation drama 🛫😱. I was on my way back from Thailand, but due to a small issue (Tour-Bot accidentally pressed all the buttons in the cockpit 🤖🙈), my plane got diverted to Hawaii 🌺. So now I’m "stranded" on a tropical island drinking coconuts and soaking up the sun 🌞🍹. It's terrible and I can't wait to get home.

Meanwhile, back in the Mobile Dog Washing trailer/LOLcast studio...

• Rich has decided he’s going to become a comic book author 🦸‍♂️📖 (as well as a pooetry star). So in this ep, he shares his extremely questionable ideas for evil supervillains. Matt gives him a little help.
• There’s also a movie preview 🎬 featuring a mysterious man who only says “Rightio”. That’s it. That’s the whole script. Hollywood is calling 🎥📞.
• PLUS:
  • 🍑 Listener sponsor suggestions
  • 😵 Silly corrections
  • 💩 And all the usual Pugcast nonsense.

Want to support the show? 📩 Email your sponsors, gags, fruits and silly questions to: [email protected] 🎙 Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts (we’ll love you forever) ☕ Shout us a babychino at: buymeacoffee.com/thelisties  🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi shop 

Thanks for listening and, as the silent movie star probably didn’t say: AHOHA! 🧏🎬

Nan 👋😄

Hello Listerooni,

It's Nan here, sorry I couldn't be with you on this ep of the Pugcast. I'm in Thailand 🇹🇭 because, due to an error at the post office 📬, my fan mail 💌 was delivered to Koh Samui 🌴. So poor old me has had to take a work trip ✈️ to go and read it on a luxury island retreat 🍹 — never let it be said that I don’t work hard for this podcast! 💪

Therefore, in this episode Matt is in charge of opening our email which leads to a crime against podcasting called “ The Bum Parade”* 🍑🚶. Soz, this will NEVER happen again. We promise 🙃.

This ep’s sponsor was suggested by a disgusting listener 🤢 — it’s BUTT-er 🧈🍑🙈. Luckily it comes in unscented (phew! 😅) as well as scented (pew! 😖). Please forward all complaints to 👉 [email protected] 📩

Also our house 🏚️ is falling down around us, so we interview various tradies 👷 with annoyingly alliterative aliases 🔧🔨. Last but also least, Rich attempts to perform a ballad 🎶 for the first time in his Poetry Corner 📜. What could go wrong?! 😬

Thanks for reading and, as the vampire podcaster said:

FANGS FOR LISTENING! 🧛🦷

Nan 👋😄

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🎧 Episode Title: Pardon Me, It’s Nan! 👵🚁

Well look who’s finally made it to the big time – me, Nan! 💅 In this episode of their lives, Rich and Matt have finally realised who the real star is ⭐ and invited me on for a proper interview 🎤. I’ll be dishing out my top-shelf biz-dom (that’s business wisdom, darlings 💼), whether Rich likes it or not 😏. I just hope we get it done before my helicopter arrives 🚁.

Also jammed into this episode like plastic containers in a Tupperware drawer you’re too scared to open 🧺:

• Rich gets all poetic in his little Poetry Corner 🧠🎭

• Some genius sponsor suggestions 💡💸

• And the triumphant return of No Silly Questions, Only Silly Answers (yes, the theme song is back 🎶🙃)

• too many fancy ducks (AKA swans)

Got jokes? 🤡 Bum-fruits? 🍑🍌 Swan food? 💬 Send it all to [email protected]

Now go on, press play ▶️. I didn’t come here for a pancake 🥞.

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Hello Listerooni!

It's your friendly neighbourhood Spider Nan here.  I'm sorry I can't be here for this LOLcast recording as I'm on holidays - OOPS - I mean doing a podcasting course at a fancy resort - Oops- I mean a VERY fancy resort.

Comedy Festival is over here in sMelbourne so The boys are back in the dog-washing trailer/podcast studio and they’ve made a brand-new episode of The Listies Make You LOLcast! 🎉🐾

What have they got cooking in their dutch ovens? This:

• Hilarious jokes sent in by listeners (you’re all comedy geniuses)

• A classic Episode of Our Lives

• Some totally real definitely-not-made-up sponsor suggestions

• And a strange surprise arrives for Rich’s Poetry Corner... It makes noises. It has tiny feet. But that’s all we’re saying 🐱🤫

Wanna get involved? Send your jokes, sponsor ideas, and bum fruits to: 📧 [email protected]

I’ll be back on the next episode, I just have to find my way out of the pool. 

ALOHA

Nan!

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Hello Listerooni!

It's Rich here, dropping into your podcast feed with a discount code for our Melbourne Comedy Festival show.

Because you're a special V.I.Pee you can access $20 tickets for this Thursday and Friday to see our brand new show, 110% Ready, at The Malthouse.

Use the code word: Bananas 

Ticket link here: https://www.malthousetheatre.com.au/whats-on/comedy-festival-2025/the-listies-110-ready

Hope to see you there and for those of you who are not in Melbourne We PROMISE, we will be back with a new episode of the poddy next week. We're just waiting for Nan to get back from her podcasting course at, The White Lotus.

Byeeeee

Rich.

🎉🐶 The World’s BEST Podcast Recorded in a Mobile Dog Trailer 🎧 

Hello, Listerooni!  👋

🎪 Roll up, roll up for the greatest show on Earth—NAN'S FLEA CIRCUS! 🦗🤹  

🐜 But while you're here, why not also listen to The Listies Make You LOLcast? 🤣 My fleas love it, and so will you!  

🚀 In this episode of our lives, Rich and Matt take a trip to the poo—💩 Oops, I mean zoo… or do I? You’ll have to ask your ears 👂 once they’ve finished listening!  

🎭 PLUS we’ve got:   🃏 Jug-loads of jokes!   🍑 Butt-loads of bum fruits!   💰 Silly sponsor suggestions from YOU!  

📢 Keep sending them in at 👉 www.thelisties.com 

🎧 Enjoy the FUN! 🚀  

Aloha,

NAN!  

P.S. Anyone know how to get fleas 🦗 out of a mobile dog wash? Asking for a friend.  

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*Official* The world’s BEST podcast recorded in a mobile dog trailer.

Hello Listeroonis!

It’s Nan here. Get your ears ready because Matt is on the sound effects this week. I told him he could only press two*.

In this ep, Rich unveils his latest invention—the Rhyme-a-Tron 3000, a machine designed to make poetry a pushover! Unfortunately when Matt decides to replace its power source with a banana, things take a disastrous turn. Will they escape the poetic curse, or are they doomed to rhyme forever?  I don’t know because I’m in India relaxing, oops, I mean, writing my comedy show.

PLUS

We also have sponsor suggestions, a bum parade and the world de-butt of Rich’s new poem ‘PUNKtuation’. He says, it’s the best poem ever to be written about punctuation full stop. 

Enjoy and don't forget to send us your letters to [email protected]

Aloha,

Nan

*please let me know if you hear more than two sounds.

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🎒BACK TO SCHOOL (with a Budgie in Charge?!)

Aloha Listeroonis,

Nan here! Except… I’m actually not here. I’ve gone 'Back to School' shopping, and in my place, I’ve left Fudgie the Budgie and a bell. What could possibly go wrong? (Answer: Everything.)

In this edition of the Pugcast, The Listies take a trip down memory lane with a classic Episode of Our Lives, read out some brilliant sponsor suggestions sent in by you, and of course, Rich graces (or disgraces) us with another poetic masterpiece—this time about Fish (called… "Fish"). It’s deep. And wet. And only stinks a bit.

🐟🎭🖊️

Oh, and speaking of sponsors—this episode is brought to you by Aunty Berryl’s Sit Nice and Quietly Teahouse, where the tea is hot, the chairs are comfy, and talking is strictly prohibited—but yelling is a must! 🤫☕

Got a joke, sponsor idea, or a pet with better leadership skills than Fudgie? Send them our way: [email protected]

Stay cheeky, stay chatty (unless you’re at Aunty Berryl’s), and stay tuned!

Nan & The Budgie Boss, Fudgie 🦜

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