If you get eaten by a whale, you can get a whole back piece dedicated to your travesty.

If you get turtles, you have to buy a van, and a rat to keep them in line. 

Chris likes his McFlurrys melted and destroys his teeth with Runts. 

What more do you need than a long cigarette holder and a monocle? 

Some memories just need the Etch-A-Sketch shake. 

Chris teaches us about baseball bats and which type might be best for zombie apocalypse. 

Neo might not be the "one" after all and if Chris ever gets dropped on his head he won't forget his list. 

Long podcast this week. Last one to the end is a rotten egg!

Keep your mouth hydrated with loose wet science!

The music stops at 9:38 but the sweet sound of Nerd mastication lasts a lifetime.