Its time for passive aggressive podcasting.  Kurt’s Ranch is filled with subpar pizza.  Red Dog = grain alcohol + sewage treatment plant water runoff.  Davanni’s Pizza, pies of the proletariat.  More than 2 slices is improper.  GM Finstad’s Facebook friends are your old middle school sports foes.  Whitacre has another quarterback waiting in the wings, though hes not so little anymore.  Lipke attended West Point Adjacent.  Air Quote Basketball Talent.  Days Of The New, crappy coaching soundtrack.  Jock Jams is music for 50 year olds.  Quin Brenna Butterfingers.  GM Traynor is haunted by Argentina.  Harpooners are terrorists, its quite simple.  Raisinets don’t fill the box, so shame on Nestle, and shame on GMZ.

 

I dont care what you say, you KNOW what Mony Mony is about.  YOU.  KNOW.