Midlife crisis
Pervert, a virus
Mum's scared, dad's upstage
Oh, wow, you're so mature for your age
Nymphets love you
Lost your job, talk of the town, it's true
Hands down this skirt
"She don't need school", "You're wise", "She will learn"
Oh, silly piggie
Rollin' in your own shit again
Filthy in heaven
Cradle me, my favorite parent
Disgust, oh, well
Write me letters down in your jail cell
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (you are)
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (yes, you are)
Repulsed, just scraping for scraps
Son saying, "When I grow up, I'll be like dad"
Dribbling in your crap, a pig in true form
Your life's fucking cold, young girls keep you warm
Oh, silly piggie
Rollin' in your own shit again
Filthy in heaven
Cradle me, my favorite parent
Disgust, oh, well
Write me letters down in your jail cell
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (yeah, you are)
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (yes, you are)
And sadly
It's just a little bit too late
Your clothes are clean
But you got a teenager for a date
Filthy in heaven
Cradle me, my favorite parent
Disgust, oh, well
Write me letters down in your jail cell
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (ah-ah)
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel
(Oh-oh)
I guess it's just too late
I guess it's just too late for you
My dear