Pilot Lite

Ariel and Colleen discuss the new CBS show "Braindead," Broadway divas, alien politics, and ask themselves "Would you rather be controlled by an alien bug or let your head explode?"

Ariel and Colleen discuss the new AMC show "Preacher," the not-so-mystical South, the wonder of Ruth Negga, and how Colleen's mom will benefit from giant title-cards.

Colleen and Ariel discuss AMC's new show "The Night Manager", argue about whether or not James Bond does parkour( *cough*no. Colleen*cough*,) fancy hotels, and missing butts.

Ariel and Colleen talk about Hulu's series "The Path," bitchin' compounds, the reincarnation of Heath Ledger, and whether or not the musical numbers in Disney movies are the best part. (Which they ARE, Ariel you heathen.)

Colleen and Ariel discuss the Netflix original series "Flaked," inappropriate age differences, how terrible they are at sports, and the COMPLETE AWFULNESS of the LA public transportation system.

Ariel and Colleen talk about the new A&E show "Damien," Supernatural, token black friends, and prison camp hotties.

Ariel and Colleen discuss the new Hulu limited series "11.22.63," death-trap cool cars, Josh Duhamel, and time travel mindf*cks.

Ariel and Colleen discuss the FX's new series "The People vs. OJ Simpson: American Crime Story," Grease, John Travolta's weird brown hair, and WHAT EXACTLY IS THE POINT OF WATCHING A STORY YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO?!?!?!

Colleen and Ariel discuss The CW's "Legends of Tomorrow", spinoffs, "Prison Break" brothers, and beg The CW to hire them.

Colleen and Ariel talk about the new SyFy show "The Magicians," floaty sex, cable subscriptions, Justin Bieber haircuts, and whether or not the CW will behead Queen Mary.