Piloting Error

We are finally back, with a huge episode big enough even for our small audience! They are COPS! small ones! There are some cool miniature shots, and some 1980s MTV and and.... Ok.... Microcops... really sucked. It was just awful and stupid and annoying! We forced Rob Schulte (https://www.patreon.com/VanderpumpRobs) to watch it with us even though he was very vocal about wanting to watch and talk about anything else. What were we thinking!?What were they thinking!? What are you thinking!? Is if possible to think ever again after Microcops?! Maybe we will finally watch Sawdust with Leslie Jordan... No promises..

No expense was spared for this podcast episode. Sets, costumes, puppets, miniatures, matte paintings, explosions, this one has it all... unfortunately it's an audio medium... but we do tell you about it! In fact your intrepid hosts head back several million years to a time when dinosaurs and humans lived side by side in a poorly articulated parody of a 1930s gangster movie, ride bone trains, and have permanent erections. Did I mention this is a kids movie that used to play nonstop on the Disney Channel?! The 1990s were a weird time where screaming and being gross can be substituted for script writing. Joining us on this prehistoric quest is long time frequent guest Chris, who for some reason after watching so many terrible things with us, decided it was worth his time to do it again. Sorry Chris. Maybe next time you will stand back when you see a television sucking children and oranges into VHS tapes.

Just in time for Halloween, it's a rerun! Yep, this one is from 2022, but just like the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, it has risen from the pumpkin patch and walked it's undead ass back into your podcast feed! Judging by our listener counts, you've probably never heard it and if you have it's been a few years... We were so happy to have Miguel Myers from My Horror Confessional joining us, one of our favorite guest whom we keep wanting to have back, and hopefully one day will. We will have a brand new episode up soon, but until that happens enjoy this one we've kept sealed in a coffin for your enjoyment.

Clerks. is one of if not the most iconic and influential movie of all time, and a natural fit for a sitcom. However, it simply doesn't hit the same when you exclude all the gen xers and hire boomers to write and direct instead. We end up with a product that's about as edgy as a beach ball. Well, at least WE found a gen xer to watch it with US, Mike Sacks! https://www.mikesacks.com/ Oh, but then we shelved the podcast and waited a year and a half to release it and cut Mike out of 1/4 of it. Are we marketing geniuses? Well not really, this is a LOST EPISODE!! YES!! This was originally recorded February of 2023 and then almost lost forever. But now it's not, instead its available to listen to! And you should! and share it with your friends, loved ones, and enemies, and then write favorable reviews about how much you love the Piloting Error Podcast on the internet. Thank you for never giving up hope that we would eventually post the Clerks. episode! Sorry the pilot sucks and blows but the podcast is funny...

Is it possible to make Always Sunny in Philadelphia funnier? What if it took place in space? Would anybody watch it? Would anybody care? The answer is no. Except maybe multiple failed TV Pilot podcasts, and we happen to be one of the ones that liked it! YES! This is a rare good one for us, full of talented people, and funny gags! Oh my god someone took that robot's penis! Joining us this time for our journey into outer space is Emily Rose from Who the F*ck Knows? With Emily Rose!( Linktr.ee/Emilyagogo ) We certainly wish this had been picked up instead of Glee... or the Orville... or Quark... but this 20 minutes of music deprived comedy gold is all we have. It's definitely an emotional abortion, which is a thing we learned about. Is anybody going to listen to this episode? It's actually funny... we swear...

We recently re-listened to the Acting Sheriff episode and remembered how much we wanted to see the movie within a pilot: Scuba Sleuth. Since that's never going to happen, we did the next best thing. We created our own version and rather than waste time with a plot, we skipped right to the climactic ending. So please, sit back and enjoy Robert Goulet, as Brent McCord, as SCUBA SLEUTH!

It's our 30th episode, and the errors and omissions were piling up, so once again we are looking back at old episodes and talking about things we missed, and mistakes we so confidently spewed. We also take a look into the future, and episodes we want to do in our 4th season, assuming we manage to continue making a podcast. Lastly we spin the Wheel of Pilots (https://wheelofnames.com/nyz-avm) and you can too! If we make 30 more podcasts, then this is the middle episode!

We could have watched a probably cooler show about teeny tiny police officers, but instead we watched a dumb sitcom about what women think and feel. Of coarse, no one bothered to consult any women about what they think and feel, and it's pretty obvious. Plus all the hot bidet takes you can stand! Joining us is author of multiple books including the new EXCRMNTMNTN, Andrew Hilbert (https://perpetualpublishing.com/2023/03/07/xcrmntmntn-a-body-horror-novella-about-art-and-poop-is-out-now-through-ghoulish-books/) and editor-in-chief of Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing and the assistant editor of Dark Moon Digest and proprietor of Ghoulish Books Bookstore, Max Booth (https://www.instagram.com/ghoulishbookstore/)

Sometimes when we are reviewing pilots we stumble on fake pilots. Things that are listed as pilots on the internet and then they turn out to be Cinemax Comedy Experiments. What do you do? Do you stay true to to the format that you've chosen, no of coarse who the hell cares! Especially when we are talking about Chris Elliot, and the thing is absolutely the most incredible inventive hilarious over the top masterpiece ever made! Sometimes he's a hard-boiled detective, and sometimes he's a wacky sitcom dad, and you can tell based on the film quality. We loved every minute of it! So much so that we want to bring it to the attention of our listeners again! Dominic and Breyanne join us as we rewatch the greatest father son fist fight involving a hot dog of all time! From 1986, it's Action Family!

It's not your imagination, this is a rerun, but judging by the listener count you've probably never heard it before! We are traveling back to 2021 to travel back to 1991 and revisit this terrible idea for TV show where a stupid idiot with a great singing voice becomes a sheriff. This is an early episode so no game, no characters, hell we barely have a format and its only gotten worse since! Joining us was our good friend Chris Carera! Can you believe we made him watch this and he still comes on our podcast regularly?