You ever seen a box that wasn't hot? Like a real nasty one? Revolting. Most of them are hot, but when they're not, oh boy are they not. Like remember back in middle school when blue waffles were the meme? Well if you don't, let me fill you in, sonny.

Back in my day, kids didn't have all your fancy twitters and 5chans. We had iFunny and our imaginations. And because we were 12, what we imagined was ways to send each other pictures of made up stds. We didn't waste our time arguing with Seth Rogan about whether LA is a garbage town. Instead we lived! We laughed! We watched videos of women sharing a nice cup of poo. I asked my science teacher what a queef muffin was in front of the whole class. It was truly a better time.