Dawn breaks, a new day unlike no other. Our hero closes the door to his chariot, taking a preliminary step into renown. He is no ordinary man; he is a man of destiny.
A curious vest covering his crimson T-shirt faded from wear. Is he a character from a Hanna-Barbera cartoon or a reinvented Marlboro Man? One so befitting of these times.
Instinctively, he locks eyes with his target. The object of his desire: a cylinder of processed meat, tantalizingly rolling on cylinders of brushed metal. To the untrained eye it resembles an out-stretched wizard finger, pointing to the horizon—to the future!
The store swirling like the meat amalgamate. He reflects unto himself, “Truly a realm of convenience!” Time and space collapsing, a mischievous grin washes over our hero. The moment has finally arrived.
In a dash, the wizard finger transfigures to a nub. A trail of grease sliding down his cheek, the only evidence of this misdeed. Magnetic attraction, like the accretion of planets, our champion now stands in queue holding a fraction of the once great marriage between feats of modern science and what barely meets a passing definition of food. Protein...straight to the gut.
A crowd forms around the exhibition. Clerk and patron alike left without context to the wanton tryst between man and meat. A tear runs down his cheek, forming a tributary to the oily river. “Satisfaction,” he muses, “comes at the expense of social conventions.”
Off in the distance, somewhere far away, a bird carries upon its wing a hope. In the eyes of lovers, the seed of a propitious future plants into a fertile womb. To the onlookers, serving as witnesses to both, he stands before them as Zeus looking down from Mount Olympus. He’s not the hero they deserved, but the one they needed.
Is this tale fiction or fantasy? Or is this the realest thing ever to occur inside of a Quik-Trip? It all depends on your level of creativity.
Join our heroes as they wrangle these existential quandaries. No lies we promise!—we are but humble purveyors of truth…
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ABOUT PINKIE AND THE BEN
Are you pondering what we're pondering? Two beings of a scale much larger than your average mouse, Pinkie (James) and the Ben (Dr. Ben) talk enlightenment, fantasy, various and sundry musings of everyday life, natural health, mindfulness, pirates and living life from a place of love and connection. Bringing humor and depth so that you can one day take over your world!