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  • Ch. 16: Wrestle the Lightning: Part 1

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    It's story time again, this time we start the case for one of the most reviled thrash songs of the 1980's and talk a lot about prep wrestling. Which, who among us doesn't love amateur wrestling talk.  I mean it's a subject that has inspired at least 2 podcasts that I can think of.  Come on along, I'll make it fun I promise. Also 2 albums of the week, a Banger for Beginners and concert recap.

    Music in this Episode:

    Love is a Dog from Hell- Godflesh
    Can We Watch Something Happy? -Roman Candle
    Binge and Purge -Lunachicks
    Keep the Streets Empty- Fever Ray
    Boughs Ablaze-Hulder
    Demone- Ponte del Diavolo
    For Want of a Nail- Contortion
    Legacy- Unleash the Archers
    Carrion-Godflesh

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    34 min
  • Mini-episode: Snacks and Tracks...Concussed Edition

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    On this short and all too sweet episode, my son and I pop unfamiliar Pop Tarts into our mouths listen to 2 pop songs (one Metal, one meh) and I make fun of him for having head trauma, actual head trauma, while he sniffles into the mic and plays with fasteners.

    Music in this Episode:
    You Suffer-Napalm Death
    Boomerang-JoJo Siwa
    Half Black Heart-New Year's Day
    You Suffer-Napalm Death

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    13 min
  • Top 10 Albums of 2023

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    Finally putting a bow on 2023's best and talking about my first few shows of 2024. Also a little audio essay on how the interwebs are a place where rumor is truth, and everybody's nose is 3 feet long. 

    Music in this week's episode:

    Love is a Dog from Hell- Godflesh
    Indoctrinated (outro)- Escuela Grind
    No Funeral- Mansion
    Voy Con Libertad -Summer haze '99
    9 Moon Damage-Crisis Sigil
    Tower of Silence- Sunrot
    Far Barren- Harboured
    The Band with the Three Stripes- Blood Command
    Enterprise- Underdark 
    Suicidal on Christmas-Djunah
    In My Pocket-Ugly
    Barriers- For I Am King
    Fortified-GEL
    Cliffhanger-Escuela Grind
    Carrion-Godflesh

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    27 min
  • Wrapping up the Songs of the year 24 to 1.

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    Ok, a rapid rundown of the best 24 songs this year. As chosen by Jesus, or as chosen by me if I was asked by Jesus to choose them. He and I aren't talking right now, maybe when I eventually get baptized into the Church of Cancer Christ we'll mend our fences. Happy Ewe Tears!!
    Here's a link to the YouTube playlist of all 73 songs...
    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqLbOCGWH0lnJYfTcUnX5BsZ2Jf6dkRkr&si=EJdgzBMugUXS81Kn
    Music in the Episode:
    Love is Dog from Hell-Godflesh
    Underland-Delain

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    15 min
  • Songs of the Year 49-25 Countdown: The Return of Sailor Grift

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    That took a long time didn't? Rather than your honorless host blathering about the songs I loved this year, again, I thought I'd bring back an old...friend? Sailor reads out my favorites, you are entertained and everything goes off without a hitch. xmas miracle

    Songs featured in this episode (in order):

    Love is a Dog from Hell-Godflesh
    Faking It-Svalbard
    We're Still Here-The HIRS Collective
    Symptoms of Survival-Dying Wish
    Decades-Blood Command
    The Burden-Urne
    Unbridled Fury-Dying Fetus
    Hysterical-Starcrazy
    Black Mountain-Orbit Culture
    God Cum Poltergeist-Crisis Sigil
    Gowanus Death Stomp-Gravesend
    Avarice- For I Am King
    Prowling Oblivion-Witching
    Snake Skin -GEL
    The Plague on Both Your Houses-Blood Command
    Sweet Like Candy-The HIRS Collective
    My Orion-Love Bites
    Mac &Cheese-Love Spiral
    In Constraints- Jesus Piece
    Moi?-Empire State Bastard
    Anterior-Harboured
    False Gods-Spotlights
    Endless Ambition-Nervosa
    Dicey-GEL
    Not Enough-Julie Christmas
    The Band with the Three Stripes-Blood Command
    Half God, Half Devil -In This Moment
    Carrion-Godflesh

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    35 min
  • Songs of the Year Pt. 1 (Pre-Devils' Day Edition)

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    The Lists continue, Thanksgiving and it's abject colonial horror history of prolonged bloodshed bumming you the fuck out right about now?  This will not help with that, but there is some good music herein contained. I run down my favorite songs of the year numbers 73-50. Maybe it'll bolster your playlist and you can go for a contemplative walk after eating 6500 calories soaked in the shame of  hundreds of years of broken promises and murder.  That should do wonders for my SEO.

    Music in this Epsiode:
    Love is a Dog from Hell-Godflesh
    Native Blood -Testament
    Kingdom of Fear -Divide and Dissolve
    I Hope He Lays Pipe Like An Electrician-Anna Pest
    Human Greenhouse-Body Void
    A Song of Death on Winds of Dawn- Blackbraid
    Breaking Point-Prong
    Cellar Door -Spiritbox
    Undertow-Harm’s Way (feat. King Woman)
    Soft Would Circle-Djunah
    Miss Revolt -Death Pill
    LBD- Maggot Heart
    No Funeral- Mansion
    Total Southern Darkness-Necrofier
    F(r)ail-Slave Steel
    Ruminate- Cheree
    Time 2 Dip-Snuffed on Sight
    Take their Eyes -Allfather
    Dance Devil Dance -Avatar
    Momentary Actuality- Pupil Slicer
    Writing on the Wall- Hail the Void
    Spitfire-KIM
    Don’t Stop Swimming -Disfiguring the Goddess
    Starless- The Abbey
    Irrational Fear- Kallias (feat. Jeff Loomis)
    Spit -Poppy
    Carrion-Godflesh 

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    31 min
  • EPilogue: My Favorite EP's of 2023

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    The first of a nauseating number and array of lists of my  favorites from this past year of heavy Music.  Why did I capitalize the "M" in music in that last sentence? Concert Calendar and a mercifully short runtime. Thanks for listening... write me, please


    Music in this Epsiode:
    Love is a Dog from Hell-Godflesh
    Cister-Choking Game
    Frantically Grasping at Intangible Hands-Windchimes
    Mac & Cheese -Love Spiral
    Cellar Door-Spiritbox
    Richie Rich- Melissa
    Ruminate- Cheree
    Waco Jesus- The Callous Daoboys


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    16 min
  • Chapter 15: The Sweet Sting of Truth

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    This episode your host talks live music as curative, his favorite horror movies, tells how his moment of WASP based glory turned to utter shit and talks like a real old man about Creed...the band not the movie.


    Music in this Epsiode:
    Love is a Dog from Hell-Godflesh
    Devastator-Godflesh
    Higher-Creed
    Animal ( F**k Like A Beast)
    Lay It Down-Ratt
    Da Do-Run-Run- Shaun Cassidy
    Everything She Wants-Wham!
    White Horse-Laidback
    Animal ( F**k Like A Beast)
    Higher-Creed
    In the Way-Ithaca
    Hold, Be Held-Ithaca 
    The Camera Eats First-Ithaca
    Human Greenhouse-Body Void
    Barriers-For I Am King
    I Hope He lays Pipe like an Electrician-Anna Pest
    Pure II-Godflesh
    Higher-Creed

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    40 min
  • Chapter 14: Kokomo Mike Vs. Blackie's Buzzsaw Britches

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    Hello, no special segments this week. Just me, talking like I know what I'm talking about. A story about the WASP, the PMRC, and musings about Onan. Album of the Week, Concert Calendar, and Bangers for Beginners.

    Music in this Epsiode:
    Love is a Dog from Hell-Godflesh
    Become a Machine-Harm's Way
    Thundersteel -Riot
    Saligia-Origin
    Age of Aquarius-Motion Picture Cast
    Kokomo-The Beach Boys
    She Bop -Cyndi Lauper
    We're Not Gonna Take It -Twisted Sister
    Banned in the USA - 2 Live Crew
    Naughty Naughty -John Parr
    I Wanna Be Somebody -W.A.S.P.
    Pressure Me -Filth is Eternal 
    Warrior -Torture Squad
    Spit -Poppy
    Carrion -Godflesh

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    33 min
  • Chapter 13: Blank 'N' Blank Lies

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    Disclaimer: My timeline is wonky. I placed these events in the last two years of the 80s. They more probably took place in 1986-87....

    Right upfront I lie to you...then I keep lying. There's is no Snacks and tracks segment this week as I say in the intro, that's a lie...This week we trim the podcast back to a manageable 30 minutes. We talk story, somewhat, maybe, true story, but actually, probably mostly fable. We get surprising AI psychological profiles of a few pop culture movers and shakers. And Album of the week, Concert Calendar, Banger for Beginners and me talking out of my ass exclusively, for the 13th consecutive episode. That may be some kind of record, wait no, this is podcasting, never mind.

    Music in this episode:
    Love is a Dog From Hell- Godflesh
    You Could be Mine-Guns N' Roses
    Give it to Me Good- Trixster
    Metal of the Night-Hanover Fist
    Heartbreak Hotel- Guns 'N' Roses
    Shadow of Your Love- Guns 'N' Roses
    Apocalyptic- Goatwhore
    Cucker Tarlson Loves M&Ms- The Sound That Ends Creation
    Moi?- Empire State Bastard
    The Bomb-L7
    Carrion-Godflesh

    Special thanks to any and everyone listening. Big shoutout to Angel and my Cousin Josh!
    All celebrity voices and statements are parody. 

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    31 min

About Pit Side Dad

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A podcast about the mid-life & times of an aging metalhead & his stupid love of live (heavy) music. I'm too old, it's too loud & I don't care.

 Your host Tor Hansen tells…