Shiver me timbers! Pitch Hunt is back for another weekly dose of salacious storytelling. This week, our swashbuckling trio climbs aboard the good ship Pitch Hunt to spin a trio of yarns about the rascaliest rapscallions of the seven seas. One thing’s for certain – you can’t afford to miss these tales of adventure and intrigue. Will there be rum? Will there be booty? Listen to find out!

Cold as a witch’s tit. The witching hour. Witch hunt. Witches are so engrained in society’s collective consciousness that it’s no wonder there are hundreds of beloved Witch movies released every year. This week on Pitch Hunt, our intrepid hosts are joined by self-professed Witch Lover and dear friend of the podcast Madison Ferris as they throw their pointy hats into the ring and conjure up a trio of witchy pitchies in their bubbling cauldron.

This week on Pitch Hunt: Christmas in August!

Movies are the Queen of Media, and Hallmark movies are the Queen of Movies, so we thought it would only be appropriate to invite fan favorite and the Queen of Hollywood herself Madison Ferris back to Pitch Hunt to help us through our journey into the realm of made-for-tv cinema. Join us as we fill your hearts and moisten your eyes with a trio of holiday plots so Hallmark they’re guaranteed to make you say “#thatssohallmark”

Are you trapped in a small room with your best friend while hiding out from a murderous octogenarian judge with a rock hard body? If so, this episode is for you! Tensions run high as Petrie Littlefoot and Trombones O’Malley work through their feelings and some tricky escape room clues with the help of professional therapist Dr. Guggisberg

Pitch Hunt Presents: What the Blab!Hollywood insider Trombones O’Malley and his trusty best friend Petrie Littlefoot have a run-in with the late great Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Recorded 05/29/2018 and posted in loving tribute to a hot young judge who left the earth too soon.

Guillermo del Toro and Steven Spielberg – two titans of the science fiction/fantasy genres. What is there to say about Guilly and Steve that hasn’t been said already? They’ve won every award under the sun and captivated generations of filmgoers with their stylish and (mostly) accessible brands of movie magic through the years. One thing they haven’t done, however, is serve as the direct inspiration for an episode of Pitch Hunt. Today, all of that changes – and the results are so gourd-shattering that they have to be heard to be believed.

America is talking about The Worm. You’ve been hearing about The Worm. You’ve been talking about The Worm. You’ve lived and loved The Worm, and Pitch Hunt is no different. We’ve got Dune fever and are jonesing for our next great Space Opera fix. This week on Pitch Hunt we welcome frequent collaborator and fellow Space Opera fanatic Ted Meyer back into the fold to critique and add insight to what promises to be the most far-out podcast episode ever recorded.

Sequels are a dime a dozen these days. Every movie that promises to turn a profit in Hollywood is guaranteed to be greenlit for at least a cool half dozen followups before the original even hits theaters. They’ve become such a ubiquitous part of the modern film landscape that it’s bigger news if a successful movie doesn’t get a sequel than if it does. Here at Pitch Hunt we are frankly sick and tired of seeing sequel after sequel clogging up our marquees, so we’ve come up with a bold new idea – instead of making movies that take place AFTER a previous installment, what if there was a movie that took place BEFORE? Take a moment to let that sink in, then dive into what some critics are calling the boldest and most innovative podcast episode ever recorded.

One last job and you’re set for life. No red-blooded cinephile has ever walked out of a heist movie without considering how sugary sweet it would be to make several lifetimes worth of dough in one elaborately planned night of good old fashioned crookery. In a world filled to the brim with get-rich-quick schemes and dubious investment opportunities, nothing captures the imagination quite like a slick, stylish heist flick. This week on Pitch Hunt, the hosts channel their inner Surly Squirrel to craft three films that are sure to empty and then refill the pocketbook of whatever Hollywood fatcat is lucky enough to snatch them up first.

A summer camp limerick:

A summertime night on the dock --

Four quivering lips interlock --

Young innocent love --

Like the wings of a dove --

It must be some-camp-thing o'clock