We made it guys, another week in the books. Heater alert! You guys seriously need to listen to this one if you love hotdogs. Come on in guys the water's fine.

Be warned we get insanely chill and laid back this episode. Only the chillest allowed in. That's it that's the description. What else do you want from me huh

ho ho ho! It's me Santa and Christmas came early! jk guys It's me Elmer sorry for not having an episode last week but it was worth the wait. We're finally in the same room together for our highly intelligent weekly discussions and breakdowns. It's like Infinity War but no one dies at the end.

Jeez Louise these guys don't miss. Happy 4/20 to all that celebrate, puff puff pass haha! Another week of ball knowledge we're bestowing with you this week. Also reminiscing on our favorite vines from back in the day. MERCH SOON

P.S. if Tony V ever offers to babysit your kid say no. As a reminder, we are always playing characters and everything is satirical and you cannot sue us for false accusations.

Baker's dozen babyyy. We get down into the nitty gritty in this episode covering all the biggest stories in baseball from this past week. Say your goodbyes to your loved ones because we've declared war, tap in to find out on whom.

Now if you excuse me, I have a 3 hour nap waiting for me... and brother, it's starting to rain.

Hey guess who's back to talk some ball? its us, we're back

One day we'll figure this out but for now here's this. Enjoi

We did it guys, another baseball season is upon us. No more focusing on the war that's going on anymore we got games to cover and players to make fun of. Stay tuned to listen to our inaugural Wieners of the Week.

Our final thoughts heading into the 2026 MLB season. Looking forward to be ripping my hair out these next 6 months.

Join us as we kick off phase 2 of the PAT podcasting universe with breakdowns of the upcoming World Baseball Classic and news around spring training. Stick around to the end as we keep uncovering what they don't want us know.

Sorry for the bad audio at the start and for coughing a lot.

Be the bread.

Our final offseason podcast before the 2026 season. We're so close to being back. The night is always darkest just before the dawn just as the offseason is always deepest just before the split squads.

Split the Chee