Pizza Rainbow

Welcome to Episode 34 of Pizza Rainbow! This week we really get into last week’s current events: Talkin’ bout #DNB’s, Bad Lip Readings, Ashley Madison outing’s, forgettin’ ’bout Dre, and the possibility of Jesus porn!

Rhonda Rousey on her physique / “Do Nothing Bitches”

ALB In Wonderland: Do Nothing Bitches & Instagram Models

ALB in Wonderland: Fake Geek Girls

Bad Lip Reading: GOP Debates

Here’s What’s Missing From Straight Outta Compton: Me and the Other Women Dr. Dre Beat Up

(This came out after the podcast recording): “This Is Bigger Than Me and Bigger Than Hip-Hop”: Dee Barnes Responds to Dr. Dre’s Public Apology

Viral Christian Vlogger responds to Ashley Madison scandal (we’re gonna need a response video from God to substantiate his claims, tho)

https://youtu.be/ilFuzKURvhk

Jenny Mollen’s response to Michelle Money from #AfterParadise

Non-Celebrities mentions on this podcast:

Kyle Delahunt

Megan Fordice

This week the girls update each other on birthday stuff (Jen) and book stuff (Amber); and then they dive right into it with ladytime tawk; focusing on your sole purpose (and eliminating everything else that distracts from that); recognizing that the bitter end of past relationships can sweeten the present; how Amber is #TeamMiley and needs a break from Taylor Swift (but not until Ryan Adams’ cover album of ‘1989’ comes out!); the poor move of The View to let go of Nicole Wallace; and then Jen and Amber get into it with politics and waxing poetically about Amber’s past political activism.

Yeah. It’s a Real Tawk Episode this week!

Pertinent Links:

Trump disinvited to speak at Red State event; Megyn Kelly invited

Periods Are Not An Insult

Miley Cyrus vs. Taylor Swift

Ryan Adams cover album of Swift’s ‘1989’ album

After Paradise: Paul Scheer, Jenny Mollen

Nicole Wallace on leaving The View: She found out she was ousted via press

Jon Stewart vs. Jim Cramer 

Amber’s books on Kindle

Non-celebrity people mentioned in this podcast: 

Caroline Royce

Beth Loraine Bowman

Kris Huson

Pete Basgen

Kevin Watterson

Jason DeRusha

Jason Albus 

Welcome to episode 32 of Pizza Rainbow! This week we get right into and make it weird by discussing the hilarity + horror of the GOP Debates, Jon Stewart’s amazing send-off at The Daily Show, the crazy amount of Hollywood divorces happening right now, Jen + Justin 4 EVA, and Kelly Osbourne’s racial hypocrisy! 

This week on Pizza Rainbow! the girls have a lil’ bit of a catch-up, then talk about the season finale + After The Final Rose edition of The Bachelorette; the series premiere of I Am Cait; and the new show The Stewarts & The Hamilton’s + other fun, random stuff!

Amber’s new book

Amber’s recap of this week’s The Bachelorette

Welcome to Episode 12 of Pizza Rainbow! In this episode, Amber and Jen come up with a new book project; they talk their feels regarding Taylor Swift copyright’ing “This Sick Beat”; Disney’s dorky promotion on The Bachelor; the fear and loathing directed toward The Current after Barb Abney’s firing; Carrie Fisher’s Transition Lens’ at The SAG Awards; THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS!; Jeff Bridges’ Sleeping Tapes; Katy Perry’s magical bazongas at this year’s Superbowl; and we play anodda rousing game of Shag, Marry, & Kill!

Stuff we talked about on this podcast that you may or may not care about:

The Secret

Ask & It Is Given

Meditations For Villains:

Taylor Swift Trademarks ‘This Sick Beat’ and Other ‘1989’ Phrases

Why does popcorn at the movies cost so much?

The Bachelor’s Cinderella Date

Amber’s Recap of Jimmy Kimmel on The Bachelor

The MNSpeak Facebook Group

Barb Abney is permanently off the air at 89.3 the Current

WOJB Afternoon Show / Stream Live

The SAG Awards – Carrie Fisher & Debbie Reynolds

Star Wars Holiday Special Poster (done by Clint Lugert)

 The new GhostBusters!!!!!

Jeff Bridges Sleeping Tapes (Click to head on over and listen to the tracks)

Katy Perry’s Superbowl Halftime Show

Marshawn Lynch

Louis CK’s Letter To The Wire / Shoutout to Acme Comedy Club

Frostbeard Studio’s Twue Wuv Candle

Tom Sandoval of Vanderpump Rules

Pizza Rainbow! is a podcast where real teens talk about real teens issues…real teens being two chicks in their mid-thirties named Amber and Jen, and real teen issues being psychopathic killers (fun!), the worst people in America (aka, the stars of Vanderpump Rules, Southern Charm, and some of the chicks on RHBC), the joy of Jen’s southern drawl, using trashy reality TV to take a deep dive into some psychological issues, and catching up on some personal stuff that may or may not make you uncomfortable to listen to.

The Jinx: The Life & Deaths of Robert Durst on HBO

All Good Things (the film based on Robert Durst)

Babysitter Ashley Dack’s Shocking Text: ‘We Could Use The Seatbelt To Hold Her Down’ (warning: this is disturbing)

Vanderpump Rules: Tom Sandoval

Made In Chelsea

TunnelBear (For watching UK shows)

Party Down South

Southern Charm

Ultrasuede: In Search of Halston (the documentary that Whitney of Southern Charm made)

This Ex-Con Reality TV Star Wants To Challenge Sen. Lindsey Graham

Elton John Leads Boycott Against Dolce & Gabbana Over ‘Synthetic Children’ Remarks

Zoe Saldana says Dolce & Gabbana ‘Synthetic Children’ Remarks Were Lost In Translation

Sophia Grace & Rosie in the original Super Bass Video that skyrocketed them to fame:

Sophia Grace & Rosie’s Royal Adventure – A Princess Inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLuWnnON5jE

Sophia Grace – Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Barely Famous on Vh1 (you can watch full episodes there)

Candidly Nicole

Welcome to our Sweet Sixteen episode! This week we talk a LOT about The Oscars, Oscar fashion, reality TV recaps, doin’ heroin, what Subway sandwich breads reminds Amber of, and a bunch of other stuff that you may or may not be interested in!

Pertinent Links:

Video of Jen advertising essential oils for Amber

The puppy video that Jen didn’t get to watch during the Oscars:

Oscar Fashion

Amber’s recap of this week’s The Bachelor

This week Pizza Rainbow starts out with some solid girl talk time, with Amber telling Jen about her crazy week (new book (check it out here!)! Crazy hang-outs! Legit boy stuff!) and moves right into celebrity break-ups (RIP, Miranda Lambert + Blake Shelton, C-YA Britt + Brady), celebrity shade (Nicki Minaj + Taylor Swift + Katy Perry) and we talk about the craziness of The Bachelorette‘s Men Tell All and this season being responsible for starting a dialogue about women being able to own their sexuality in this society.

Some links:

Go buy Amber’s novel, The Middle of Nowhere!

Britt’s break-up announcement

Bachelorette Recap: Men Tell All!

After a brief hiatus, Amber and Jen are baaaack for their 21st episode, so break out your boxed wines and get ready for some pop culture catch-ups, chats about (new) work and dating dramz, and what it’s like to live fast and take chances when you’re single and childless in your mid-thirties*!

*note: It’s a lot more fun than that makes it sound

Welcome to Episode 11 of Pizza Rainbow! In this episode, Jen and Amber talk about their disappointment with the first few episodes of the last season of Parks & Recreation, the newest NFL Bad Lip Reading, Amber’s mean 5th grade teacher, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and they played a rousing game of Shag/Marry/Kill, which will likely become an episodic tradition!