t's Sequential: The story told week-by-week (unless it's the frist week you've heard it). [circa 2064, via the Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]

A voice from the past returns with a message for Opal. [circa 2064, via the Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]

The latest on the crisis in President Carter's cabinet and the chaos in the middle west. Plus: The Bloomberg LLC Thanksgiving Day Parade unveiled a new twist this year and you'll never guess who survived! All that and more in this hour's news. [circa 2064, via Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]

The true confessions of America's #1 Convicted War Criminal (and most popular former President). [c. 2064 via Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]

Jebidiah Hogan brings you the up-to-the-minute results on the Midterm Elections that we would've reported last week if anyone cared. [c. 2064 via Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]

After months of working 7-day weeks in the cloud, Opal finally vents her frustration (but only after making sure she's out of range of the HR Department's listening devices). [c. 2064 via Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]

Badgered by Starla, his virtual therapist, Jeb attempts to form "positive habits" by recording his first Capture in over four months. Besides, it's not like he has anything better to do since he moved into the office. [c. 2064 via Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]

The latest on the Rebola outbreak, including updates from the President's Executive Bubble, NYC's Dept. of Health and Humanoid Services, and our former correspondent in the Former Ukraines. Up next: Artificially Fresh Air with Sherri and Terri Gross. [c. 2064 via Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]

The Last Will and Testament of Fitzgerald Scott Walker. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]

Breaking news: All work and no play makes Jebidiah Hogan a dull boy. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]