Plain Zero

Summer rages forth like something that rages forth. So let’s go back to 1985, a year where John Candy got very sunburned and then sailed a boat. Just like winter vacations movies always ended with a ski race, summer movies ended with a boat race. Anyway, we’re gonna find out if Summer Rental holds up, so listen up, boppers!

Remember how it felt like it took forever to get a Simpsons movie? Remember feeling a little worried when we finally were getting one? Well, that movie came out fourteen years ago. Which means, enough time has passed for us to ask: does The Simpsons Movie hold up.

This week, it’s vampires hunting vampires as regular vampires that were trained to hunt Blade recruit Blade’s help to hunt a new breed of vampire that’s hunting them. As you can see, things get confusing, but we’re gonna ask if Blade 2 holds up, anyway.

It’s been over 10 years since Edgar Wright’s cult classic, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World came out. And that means one thing, it’s fair game for us to ask if it holds up! So listen up, boppers, because we’re really gonna get into how bread makes you fat, the finer points of doing a grind thingy, and the importance of vegan police.

This week’s episode gets a little existential as we discuss Albert Brooks’ movie, Defending Your Life.

This week, we’re asking if that movie where Tom Hanks is trapped in a terminal holds up.

This week, you got to get tough and get that boom boom pow, because we’re discussing “G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra.” That’s right, believe it or not boppers, someone on our show liked this movie when it came out. Yo, Joe!